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The product page says: “Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig — somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses”. I’d say that looks more like a cat that’s about to rip your face off for putting a dumbass wig on her head and then taking pictures of it.
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They say all fashions eventually come back into style, let’s hope the mullet comes back soon. Now you may say it was never in style, but there was a certain demographic for which it was all the rage for a little while. Start getting this trend back on track by adorning your refrigerator with these various versions of the mullet. I think from the looks of the models used for these magnets you get the idea of what demographic they were popular with.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 21st—27th 2008:
Fantasy Wrist Support: Keep that wrist strong. After all, your porn isn’t going to masturbate to itself.
Mullet Power Card Game: Their can be only one ultimate hick.
Dog Balloons: Take your floating wiener dog for a walk.
Guitar Toilet Handle: Pinch a loaf of rock.
“All Grown Up” Alarm Clock: Time’s a’ wastin.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Poker not challenging and thrilling enough for you? Crack open a Pabst and step up to the Mullet Power card game. Each card features an infamous mullet with hair oriented stats. Battle your friends to see who will claim the title as the “Ultimate Hick.” Additional image after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 17th-23rd 2007.
Middle Finger Vibe: FU indeed!
Flu Suit Kit: Cheap hazmat suit that helps hypochondriacs cope.
Kam Kam Mobile Alert: It can make even the mighty iPhone lame.
Inflatable Body Pod-Suit Float: How can I make water sports more dangerous and look retarded at the same time?
Kama Sutra Wines: Delicious and informative.
The last five gadgets are available after the break.
You’ve spent a great deal of time crafting your unique look. Only the best wife-beaters and torn jeans will do – so why not devote that sort of attention to giving your mullet a healthy shine? Now you can thanks to this Mullet Shampoo. Also available: a body wash that’s “strong enough to clean the car, but gentle on the nards.”
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Here are the top Nerd Approved gadgets for the week of June 18th – 24th 2007.
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
James Bond Lock Pick Credit Card: A lock pick set concealed within a credit card.
Solar Corpse Light: The dead walk the earth ( and help save its precious natural resources ).
Cigarette Cigarette Lighter: A cigarette shaped lighter.
The Pistol Clock: If only they embedded a clock in an actual gun – now that would be something.
Super Deformed Star Wars Plush Toys: These Star Wars figures must have grown up under power lines or something.
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
Unfortunately, the Fiber Optic Mullet Wig is a little short on “business in front,” but it has enough “party in the back” to go around.
For those of you who like to make bold fashion choices, drink beer in excess, and watch tractor pulls, the Fiber Optic Mullet is sure to make you the envy of everyone in your trailer park.
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