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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Marvel Comics Slot Machine: Even heroes have vices.
Motorcycle Grip Bottle Opener: Fires up a beer.
Potty Fisher: Another clue you need to change your diet.
Indiana Jones Fridge Action Figure: Commemorate the worst Indiana Jones scene with this action figure.
Super Water Gun Blaster with Cartoon Water Bottle: This squirt gun is a horrifying abomination.
This rubber fetch ball gives your dog a long, luxurious handlebar mustache. Of course, this also gives you the opportunity to rename the dog “Sir Reginald Higginsbottom III” and outfit him with a vest, pocket watch and monocle. Dreams really do come true. An additional image is available after the break.
This set of six napkin rings are beautifully carved from African Mahogany and feature artistic representations of the lion, cheetah, elephant, rhinoceros, giraffe, and zebra. They would make a truly unique addition to any dinner table; even they do look a little like they are humping your napkins.
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Your guests will understand that you have a disturbing dedication to your lip hair when you have a handlebar mustache napkin ring/place card/chalkboard identifying their seat. Of course, that’s only if all the other mustache related products and photos of Wyatt Earp and Taft didn’t tip them off first.
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I wouldn’t describe Mac’s retorts as “witty” and I don’t remember PC having a Hitler mustache.
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It is pretty hard for you to tell someone who has known you in the past that they have the wrong person when knocking at your door. This doormat handles it with a multi-level denial process. First it notifies them that the named person they are looking for is not there. But it is the doormat’s mustache and glasses as a disguise that completes the ruse. If they recognized you, it wouldn’t make much sense to try to deny who you were.
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Congrats to Juli for correctly guessing that “Stylish Mustaches For Girls” was the real product among Archie McPhee’s April Fools lineup. She gets to take home a pack of the mustaches (Yea?) and a $50 iTunes gift card. Now she can listen to music mustachioed. Live the dream Juli…live the dream.
Which one of these April Fools products from Archie McPhee is the real deal? Is it Gravy Bath Salts, Hot Dog Hideaway, a Social Networking Explanation Service for Parents, Stylish Mustaches For Girls, or the Shoe-Merang? Send your answer to contests@nerdapproved.com with the header “April Fool’s Contest” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to provide your shipping address and phone number. A randomly selected contestant will be chosen among the pool of correct answers to receive the new product (wink wink…if you are not sure, finding the answer is pretty damn easy).
Yeah! That’s better than winning the lottery right? Haha..seriously though, we will chip in a $50 gift card from your choice of Amazon, iTunes or Best Buy to sweeten the deal (or a product package from Archie McPhee of equal value). The contest ends at midnight tonight so enter now! Additional product images are available after the break.
The latest in Michelle Valigura’s “Concealed Weapons” lineup of plush toys comes to us in the form of Brass Knuckle Bob and Silver Knuckle Sal. Somewhere, there is a factory worker sewing a mustache on a pair of brass knuckles thinking “man, I should have gone to college.”Silver Knuckle Sal is pictured after the break.
The Bad Boy Bag O’ Fun may offer handcuffs, a mustache, a disco ball, and tattoos to name a few, but I can still tell you a few additions it could benefit from, like cab fare, a fake ID, the entire Bee Gees catalogue, chasers, Kleenex and an extra pair of pants. Whew…that was a wild night!
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