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Oooh…let Top Gear’s Stig drive all over your naked body with his very own line of bath products. Comes in body wash and soap on a rope varieties. I’m not sure what the soap smells like, but if I had to guess, it would be “burning tires.” The body wash version is available after the break.
This Drinking Gringos Game will work as a drinking game, a substitute for spin the bottle or a different version of strip poker. Just push El Loco’s head down and he will spin around while some Mexican music plays. When his head pops up, whoever he is pointing those pistols at will have to drink, kiss or remove an article of clothing depending on what game you are playing. It won’t take long until you are drunk, making out or naked. Since there will likely be drinking in any case, the kit includes four shooter glasses.
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If I ever become absurdly wealthy, I plan to let myself sink into eccentricy. This will be my doormat—and I’ll back it up by answering the door wearing nothing but a sombrero and a bandolier.
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Nothing like a couple of your appendages to make a lamp that will light your hallway. The right hand holds the bulb and the left hand shades the glare of that naked bulb. Maybe they will come up with a fixture made of feet just to even things out.
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For those who’s immaturity and perversion knows no bounds, there are these handy naked man and woman hanger hooks.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 10th-16th 2008:
Bruce Lee Statue: Bruce’s statue is 6ft of idealized fury.
Cup of Tantalus: Get your name removed from every invite list for the rest of time.
Darth Vader Christmas Waterglobe: Santa Vader knows who has been naughty and nice.
Headphone Monkey Shower Curtain: Prepare for unflattering assessments of your naked body.
Giant Rubber Band: A 6ft. rubber band requires an iron will.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Urban artist Kyle Thompson’s “Headphone Monkey” can listen to his jams and make unflattering assessments of your naked body now that he is available in shower curtain form.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 20th to the 26th 2008:
Trouser Expander: It will attract the shallow women you desire.
Fortune Telling Ear Cleaners: For the bilingual nerd.
Simpsons Power Plant Lava Lamp: Homer spreads radioactive death.
Cactus Buddy Back Scratcher: Not for sensitive skin.
Makin’ Out Game: Like Yahtzee with naked people.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Throwing dice to entertain yourself is so juvenile. at least when compared to the Makin’ Out game where you throw a naked couple onto a red shag carpet. See what position they end up in and consult the book to see how many points the position is worth. First person to 100 points wins. That assumes that you and your date can wait that long, it could end up like every porn you have ever seen only 30% of.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 15th to the 21st 2008:
UFO Aliens Nightlight: It will creep out you kids.
Conquest Stickers: Products that should exist but don’t.
Urban Throne: A Throne fit for a hip hop king.
Who’s Naked?: Like “Guess Who”…only nakeder. (NSFW)
NFL Sport Hammer: I’ll take the Giants FTW.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
