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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 5th-11th, 2009:
Surprise Mugs: Have a great anti-theft feature. (PSFW)
Stig Soap on a Rope and Body Wash: Lather up with the Stig.
Bullet Bill 3D Magnet: Blasts off your fridge.
Head Chef Utensils: Were mutated in a bizarre kitchen accident.
Alien Facehugger Plush: Gives you the kiss of death.
Artist Dougal Haslem uses “precious materials” with “zoomorphic or anthropomorphic characteristics” and morphs them into these Frankenstein style mutants which will surely get a starring role in your nightmares. Additional freaks are pictured after the break.
My guess is that these ceramic heads on pillows are intended as some mystical way to achieve pleasant dreams, but their creepiness suggests that placing them in your bedroom would most likely result in nightmares.
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Chalkals wall graphics will spark a child’s imagination with vivid nightmares about alien abductions and invasions from outer space. As if that wasn’t enough, you also get the added benefit of using chalk to draw martians smiling and waving from the cutesy UFOs as they beam up the populous for probing. A great way to start generating business for tomorrow’s therapists today.
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You have to figure that a couple salt and pepper shaker coffins on the dinner table will get conversation going. Each coffin has a “Nightmare Before Christmas” graphic theme on it and since the Salt has Christmas Jack it could be considered a holiday decoration. A nice accessory for the exceptionally ghoulish.
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The thought of a deranged Jack Nicholson breaking through your door is not exactly a comforting thought as you try to go to bed. Even with its nice “sleep tight” message, this hot water bottle cover may do more to give you nightmares than to ease you to sleep.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 15th-21st 2008:
David Copperfield Magic Bookends: Mini David walks through your porn collection.
Glass Bottle Collection: Fine china for bachelors.
Cornhole Games: Google gets all up in your cornhole.
Ants On My Cup and Saucer: Those aren’t sprinkles…
Nightmare Before Christmas Hand-Warming Egg: The greatest medical gadget ever invented?
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
According to the product page, this hand warmer can “cure arthritis, lumbago and headache, cervical vertebra disease, chilblains…etc.” But why stop there? Try it with a cold! Try it with the flu! Try it with the clap! Not only does it have a cool Nightmare Before Christmas theme, it is also the greatest medical gadget ever invented.
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While I may not personally be enthralled with Tiffany lamps, their price and popularity paint a whole different picture. Now you can get that style with a modern day, twisted take on it. No one would ever accuse Tim Burton of being a conformist, and they won’t think that of your Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Head Tiffany Style Lamp.
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You just aren’t hearing music at its best if you aren’t hearing it come from a hammerhead shark. Beside its documented ability to receive both AM and FM, it will be a great way to start your nightmares every night.
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