If you make your living as an assassin, it’s probably not a good idea to distribute business cards with your contact info around town. But hey, that’s just my opinion.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 3rd-9th, 2009:
RX Cocktail Shaker: Will cure what ails you.
Light Bulb Flask Keychain: Won’t give you any bright ideas.
The Recordable Megaphone: Preserves your delicate vocal cords.
Beer Can Shift Knob: Puts class in park.
Geek Glasses: LOL…I’m drunk.
If you are a fan of anime and the idea of a buxom Ninja heroine is what floats your boat, this mouse pad is perfect. Not only do you get the attractive Kiriko, you get a 3D version of her where her chief assets are. A very comfortable place to rest your arm while you spend hours working on the computer.
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This turtle is mutated alright—but instead of a wisecracking ninja it transformed into a 4-port USB hub with an ashtray and a stapless stapler. Additional images are available after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 22nd-28th, 2009:
Granny Foosball: Score with the elderly.
Boob Shaped Boiled Sweets: Care for a succulent fruity boob?
Pull-Back Car Erasers: Speed through your mistakes.
Relaxation Ninja: Battles stress with solar power.
Chainsaw Pizza Cutter: Nothing goes with beer and pizza like a chainsaw.
This little ninja is said to bring good luck and happiness to the home by harnessing the awesome power of the sun to nod his head like an idot for hours on end. In other words, he agrees with everything you say. Is relaxation ninja a dumbass? Yes! Yes you are!
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The last thing you need when you are getting ready to eat a delicious meal is to be nagged about your salt consumption. A good Ninja is never detected until they want to be, so these Ninja Salt and Pepper shakers may be able to sneak some yummy salt in.
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The ancient order of the one-eyebrowed ninja is renowned for their ability to slay untidy cables. They hit hard, fade away without a trace and, best of all, they work cheap.
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If you thought you were cool because you had some Ninja stars you broke out now and then, you have just never been introduced to the Bat Throwing Knife set. Becoming proficient with these will cement your status as the master of nerdiness comic book weapons.
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It’s a lighter on one side, a flashlight on the other and a pair of nunchuks through and through. A ninja has never been so ready to help others rather than assassinate them.
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