Nothing will peel potatoes and vegetables better than your favorite cephalopod. Just grab the octopus by the head and let those eight hands do all the work.
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$9,000 will buy you this 23″ x 33″ salmon colored epoxy resin and coated cast plaster octopus themed chandelier which although artistically captivating, will surely suck the beauty out of any room in your house.
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These hand-blown glass bombons are intended to hold everything from flowers to fish with bizarre designs that include an octopus, fish, dog and cat. The latter two are pictured after the break.
If your kids are not into cute and cuddly plush toys, perhaps they would prefer a hideous 36-inch octopus instead? Man, your kids are weird.
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So you have creative vision but you lack the skills necessary to make your sand castle creations come to life—that’s where Sand Goh! comes in. The mold consists of 12 interchangeable blocks that feature four characters: a sea horse, turtle, octopus, and the Sand Goh! boy. When the molds are filled with wet sand and removed, you will be left with a 8-inch high sculpture with 3-D characters ornamenting the sides. If you want to get real creative, you can change out the molds to mix and match heads and bodies—creating your own freakish beach creature in the process.
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This type of massager is all over the place, but not with the octopus head on it. Something about being massaged by an octopus just makes it that much better. Maybe not more relaxing, but definitely more fun.
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The elusive, giant, radioactive glow-in-the-dark octopus is cunning and easily pissed off – facts that these frogmen have learned all too well.
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Here are our top ten gadgets for the week – just in case you missed them.
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
The Turd Twister: I still can’t believe this exists.
The Corset Lamp: It may not be “a major award” but it’s just as tacky.
The Ninja Clock: How nerds tell time.
Game Shell: Hide Those Unsightly Controllers: Would you be willing to spend $138 to hide your gaming controllers?
Single Serve Portable Coffee Maker – With Style: The iPod of coffee makers.
The next 5 gadgets are available after the break…
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Got a lot of stuff taking up space in your shower? If so, you might want to pick up a Shower Octopus and put him to work. Just hang up the octopus in the bathtub and put the bottles in the flexible loops at the end of each arm.
The Shower Octopus looks fun, that’s for sure – but I get the feeling that the hanging bottles would constantly slip out of the loops. And at $45 CAD ($40 US ), it may be more trouble than it’s worth.
Tired of plain old hot dogs? The Octodog can fix that. Not only will it slice the hot dog to give it the octopus shape, but you can also make some holes like eyes with the eye accessory. Maybe you can amuse your 5 yeard old with this, but even that may be a stretch. I am not sure which is more ridiculous: the whole idea of the Octodog, or the price of $15.99.
In case you are thinking of getting one but not sure how it works, the instructions are below:
- Insert hot dog
- Insert the eyes to hold it in place
- Slide the holder down to slice the hot dog
