Without even reading your business card, people will get the sense that you are a force to be reckoned with. Either that, or you have a thing for muscular 1920s strongmen.
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The Voodoo Pen Holder is not quite as frightening as the Voodoo Knife Holder, but you may have a tough time convincing your HR rep that you have a good reason to keep a set of sharp knives in your cube. Even without the knives, this Voodoo holder should give anyone who is thinking about stealing a pen good reason to prey on someone other than you. Whether they are afraid of a possible Voodoo curse or the mental image of a pen through their head gives them the idea you get violent if your stuff gets stolen, it should push potential thieves to look elsewhere in their search for a proper victim. The holder comes complete with six pens and the stab wounds to hold them.
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If you want to bring good food or drinks into your office and not have them stolen then this Fridge Locker is what you need. Just set it in your office refrigerator, lock it up and your thieving bastards of co-workers will have to find their own goodies. Its portability is both a blessing and a curse: it allows you to use it at home to keep your last beer safe, but it also means that while people cannot steal what is inside the locker, they can steal the whole damn thing and spend their time breaking in.
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These sproutlets will do two things for you. First they will allow you to enjoy Chia Pet-style gardening without the depressing grandma edge that came from commercials that had a $4 budget, ran during “Wheel of Fortune” and ended with the phrase “Available at Walgreens, Rite Aid, and other fine stores”. Secondly, you’ll have a fake duck giving you a perpetual look of gratification, as if to thank you for slowly and masterfully harvesting him a head of Vanilla Ice hair…Right On.
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With all of the amusing desktop games out there, and distractions like smartphones and computers at your disposal, engaging in a game of mini tennis/tetherball at work seems completely absurd. I mean, if you are going to get canned for goofing off at work, go for the gold.
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Tired of having your coffee cup stolen at the office? Surprise mugs will help you uncover and humiliate the culprit.
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Enjoy the sexy feeling of wearing large coins as rings on your fingers when you use this Sovereign Mug for your morning coffee. You can use it to strut around at the office and look cool with having to wear those weighty rings all day.
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Dismember the St. Bernard and see if you can put his lifeless carcass back together again. Fun for the whole family.
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Take your thumb war to the fattest levels with these little thumb-mounted sumo wrestlers.
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