
Who wouldn’t want a juice box sitting on their bedside table? It may look like just more trash you have left lying around, but this one will tell time and has an alarm clock for you to make that early morning meeting. I just can’t figure out why neither one of the offerings is a traditional morning drink, like orange juice, grapefruit juice or beer. Milk does not sound so good first thing in the morning and strawberry soda just sounds downright nasty.
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If you are feeling a little guilty about the fact that you still smoke, a lighter in the shape of a bottle of OJ isn’t going to make you feel healthier. Remember, you actually have to buy the real thing and drink it.
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As if regular lava lamps were not bad enough, the orange juice, milk and ketchup versions take tackiness to a whole new level. If you don’t mind treading on a little uncharted interior design territory, you can grab one of these 16″ tall lamps to pimp out your pad.
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