At 11-inches long, this clip is less about paper than it is about securing coats and bags. Just imagine what a gigantic McGyver could do with this.
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A paperclip makes a perfect bookmark, but there isn’t a lot of personality to it. Unless they happen to have hands, feet or tails. This set contains a pair with feet, a pair with hands and one tail model. In total you have enough parts for one complete animal. Not sure if that is what the designer had in mind or not, but I know any of those appendages would look amusing hanging out of the pages of my book.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 8th-14th 2008:
Condom Paperclips: For safe office work.
Aquarium USB 4-Port Hub and Cellphone Holder: Water and electronics…Together at last.
Multi-Function Tape Measure: Three, THREE tools in one!
Bobble Babes Jingle Babe Christmas Edition: Bouncy boobie bells that are slightly NSFW.
I Crapped My Pants Doll: My mind is blown.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
These condom wrappers will make a good office gift. Not because they will be handy for that crazy Christmas party hook up, but because they each contain some condom paper clips. Nothing will get a rise out of those HR reps more than if they see you pull out one of these packages in the middle of a meeting.
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Who needs a Nobel Prize? Freud, Gandhi, and Darwin have finally achieved true greatness by obtaining the ultimate brass ring: being immortalized as little thinker pot belly figures. Each one stands 2.5″, and is handmade from crushed marble in Gloucestershire, England. The figures also have secret compartments in their bellies which the product page describes as “perfect for stashing tiny treasures”—so you can rest assured your dime bag and paperclips will fit snugly inside. Pint-size Painters and Perfect Penmanship figures are also available. More photos after the break.
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It’s hard not to stare, but these desktop goblins are actually quite sensitive about their freakishly large heads. It’s best to just quietly stick your paperclips and coins in their mouth and not eyeball them. An additional version is pictured after the break with a monkey is thrown in for good measure.
Nothing will make your business presentation like submitting it with these wonderful little clothespin paperclips. One can would be enough to put in your presentations for a full year. Not an ideal gift to give to all your employees because you know how all your reports are going to be submitted for the next year. Either that or they are going to be drying very small clothing with them.
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Today is the day my friends! Celebrate the opening of the new movie by decking out your desktop with some fun and useful prop replica desk accessories from the Indiana Jones movie series. The Ark of the Covenant doubles as a business card holder, the Holy Grail with hold your paperclips and the fertility idol will handle your pens. Sacri-licious! Additional product images after the break.
