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This unique lamp designed by Ingo Maurer features a flexible silicon body that you can bend and twist to your heart’s content. Kind of looks like a snake doesn’t it? A patriotic red white and blue snake that you could charm into position with Hendrix’s Star Spangled Banner. Also available in a ceiling-mounted version.
Nothing will get you out of bed quicker every morning than some patriotic music, a flag raising and the boom of a cannon from this alarm clock. You are probably used to waking up with the flag at full mast anyway.
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They may not be able to make decent cars anymore, but US automakers can sure churn out one hell of a tool box. You could probably get a more practical version for less money, but consider the $100 purchase price as a patriotic contribution.
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It is unfortunate that there is the specter of a new cold war on the horizon. On the plus side, it gives designers a chance to make fun little toys like this. I have to assume that the red, white and blue will win in the end, but he is a more ridiculous looking unicorn than the communist one. Patriotic, but still silly looking.
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This sharp looking Air Force Rubber Duck is a good reminder of just how young a lot of those keeping our Air Force going really are. I doubt they brought their rubber duckys with them to basic, but they were not much more than a couple years past enjoying them. Float this guy around in your tub and you have patriotic soap masquerading as a child’s toy. And like the real men of the Air Force, there is not a wrinkle on that uniform of his.
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If Barbie had a skanky sister that lives in the mountains, Trash Talkin’ Turleen would be it.
“Turleen is a sophisticated and patriotic American and a model working mother. After hours of hard work gathering carts at the Honk & Holler and waitressing at the elegant Bowlarama, she still finds time to spend quality time with her kids. With seven children and one on the way, she recently won the Mother of the Year Award from the Pink Flamingo Trailer Park Homeowners Association!”
Press on Turleen’s belly and she will say a few choice phrases like – “Pour me a double, I’m drinkin fer two,” “Bubba Jr, get off your sister!” and “Lookout, it’s a twister!”
Trash Talkin’ Turleen is available for $32.95.
