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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 15th-21st 2009:
Rocky III USB Drives: They work hard on their gigabyte abs.
Paint Can Pinhole Camera: Isn’t exactly a point-and-shoot.
Mr P Headphone Cable Tidy: Mr. P gagged and hanged with your headphone cord.
Transformers Scale Model Bike: Races in the tour de autobots.
Top Gear V8 Pencil Sharpener: Pencil sharpening to the extreme.
Sharpen your pencil like a real man would, with a V8 engine. The roar of the engine will come to life with every pencil that gets sharpened. And just like a neglected engine, if you don’t maintain your sharpener by emptying out the shavings, the engine will stall. Whether you are a fan of the BBC’s Top Gear or not makes no difference, using a V8 to sharpen your pencil is the only way to go.
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The Sharpener Desk Tidy is a desk organizer that looks right at home with a pencil stuffed in it. It will not actually sharpen any pencils, but there would be no more appropriate place for you to store your regular pencils. Store some pens there too, it is an equal opportunity desktop storage device.
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Poor little guy—you can see the fear and suffering on his face. He can sharpen seven pencils at a time and puke up the shavings through his mouth. Nice.
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Marvel at the fine craftsmanship and the versatility of this Penis Pencil Sharpener. Convenient pee-hole pencil insertion insures a sharp point every time. And with the shavings collecting neatly in the nutsack, clean up is a snap. Plus, it doubles as a paperweight. A must have for any office.
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It’s never to early to start learning the value of shredding incriminating evidence sensitive information. That’s why these Mini Animal Paper Shredders are perfect for kids. When a teacher asks to see the note they were passing, a few hand cranks will prevent her from ever knowing that the class thinks she is a bitch. Plus, it doubles as a pencil sharpener.
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Everyone spends a time in the bathroom every day. Why limit your use of a toilet to those few times? Place this Antique Pencil Sharpener Toilet on your desk and you can enjoy that view all day, with none of the foul odors the real thing often emanates. Oh yeah, it also will sharpen your pencil.
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Here are the top Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 6th – 12th 2007.
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
Hedgehog CD Case: Store CDs in Sonic Spike’s torso.
Anti-Masturbatory Air Freshener: Don’t jerk and drive.
Recycle Bin Keychain: Recycle bin / dumpster keychains and Port a Potty pencil sharpeners…nice.
The Apple Jacket: Keep that apple from catching cold.
My First Cocktail Lunchbox: Drunk kids are always funny.
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
The top two items are pretty cool little keychains. I am not sure which reason really draws me to them: that they made of recycled material or that they are shaped like mini garbage cans/recycle bins. They also have the dumpster model shown at the bottom.
All three have snap lids so that you can actually use them as change purses or to carry other small items around with you. Check out the Little Johnnie Pencil Sharpener as well. Pop open the door to the portajohn to empty the shavings. Beautiful.
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Get a pack of Nose Pencil Sharpeners for the office and your guaranteed to make some friends. Even the most serious person can’t help but find them amusing.
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