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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Reindeer Toilet Seat Cover And Antlers Set: This is what happens to reindeer that don’t make Santa’s team.
Toilet Sound Blocker: Maintains your dignity.
Santa Pants Wine Bottle Holders: Santa has something in his pants for you.
iPhone Decals: Give your phone a serious downgrade.
Burger Sponge: Rub-a-dub-dub, I’m bathing with burgers in the tub.
There is nothing fun about public toilets, but the embarrassment of every sound you make in there being heard by all the others currently using the same restroom is an uncomfortable situation at best. The Eco-Otome Toilet Sound Blocker saves you that discomfort by giving you up to 25 seconds of toilet flushing sounds to cover any noise you may be emitting. It isn’t the only product on the market with this functionality, but it’s a little more practical and discreet than one shaped like a rose that seems to applaud your bowel movements.
Product Page ($19)
So you go out and buy one of the best smartphones out there, then slap a sticker on it that makes it look like a crappy old Nokia or Samsung? Maybe your hardcore friends are calling you a poser or something for owning an iPhone. If that’s the case, I don’t think these decals are going to fool anyone.
Product Page ($2.50 CAD or $2.38 US)
This 2 x 3 phone, keys, wallet rug will help you remember the holy trinity of items you’re supposed to have in your possession before you walk out the door. Remembering now will prevent a heated “where were you when I needed you?” conversation with these items later on.
Product Page: ($18)
If you are looking for an inconspicuous bluetooth device for your phone, this is not it. But if you are looking for a piece of fruit that is able to be used as a handset for your bluetooth phone then you have come to exactly the right place. A peach or a cluster of grapes just could not have the same effectiveness as this banana handset. You’d look just plain silly holding a peach up to your ear.
Product Page ($17.70)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:
Weekend Contest: Win one of four toilet coffee mugs.
Cable Monkey: Loves your cords.
Screaming Condom USB Flash Drive: Has no additional protection.
Polar Bear Toss Catch Game: Let’s toss the old polar bear head around.
Simpsons Water Dispenser: Features a 3-eyed fish flavor.
If any one of the people walking around the rim of this glass was paying attention and not chatting on their cell phone, they may realize that when this glass is being used they are all upside down. And any time you open a cupboard to get one of these glasses out you can see that even in the darkness of the cabinet they continue to talk. Get a whole set of these glasses and your cupboard will look like it is hosting a tech fair.
Product Page (£19.95, about $32)
It may take your guests a little while to figure it out, but that new painting in your house that they enjoy so much also happens to be a cell phone jammer. Nothing is more annoying than a visitor to your house spending all their time on the phone, now they won’t be able to make or receive any calls while at your house while you just play dumb. The jammer will block the following frequencies that should cover all cell signals: CDMA: 870-880MHz; GSM930-960MHz; DCS: 1805-1850MHz; PHS: 1895-1918MHz; 3G: 2010-2145MHz.
Product Page ($185)
With all of the amusing desktop games out there, and distractions like smartphones and computers at your disposal, engaging in a game of mini tennis/tetherball at work seems completely absurd. I mean, if you are going to get canned for goofing off at work, go for the gold.
Product Page (£5 or $8)
This witch has an obsession known as “objectophilia.” That is to say, she has a sexual attraction to inanimate objects. She will violate any MP3 player or cellphone you put in front of her.
Product Page ($13)
