Toss a few coins down the piggy’s gullet and watch him count it as it goes down his throat. His constantly open mouth will always remind you that he is hungry for more of your loose change.
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The piggy bank shape of this lamp is very appropriate for its use of energy saving bulbs. The lamp pretty much demands that you use the fluorescent bulb since your average incandescent bulb would just look plain silly. Although, to be honest, it looks more like a giant tooth with some bizarre, curly growth sticking out of it.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 6th-12th, 2009:
Billy Bob Bicep Cling: Eliminate road rage.
Walkie Talkie Pens: A cheating convooooy!
Glowing T-Rex: Protects you from (other) monsters.
The Inflatable Turkey: A dinner doppelganger.
Cotton Candy Toothpicks: Approved by nine out of ten carnies.
I’m not sure how the cows feel about this football, but something tells me they would say “Throw Mor Pig.” Little do they know, most good footballs are usually made out of leather anyway.
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I wouldn’t worry about tainted pork with this pig bench given the fact that its other white meat is actually made of metal. However, your choices in home decor are quite alarming.
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These Pig Roundworm Paperweights will not only use their weight to hold down those important papers, but their gross appearance will keep people from touching them as well. There is no need to actually touch the worms, they are encased in a clear acrylic to make for a unique addition to your desk. And if you were worried about any pain the worms may have felt, the site is sure to point out that “All roundworms used are already dead prior to being preserved”. I know I can sleep better at night knowing these Roundworms felt no pain as they were turned into a desk accessory.
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The Animal Sounds Babble Ball is so sensitive, even a pet breathing on it can set off a variety of animal sounds including a lion, frog, coyote, dog, pigs, horse, rooster, elephant, cow, goat, cat, and a variety of birds (20 in all). It’s a hollow victory, but it will be a real confidence builder for your wiener dog.
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This USB Pig Fan is about as close as you are likely to come to a flying pig. The fan is USB powered and has a clip for easy mounting wherever you need. The 360 degrees of freedom to position the fan means you can get that cool breeze right where you want it. All the fun of a pig without the smell.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 4th-10th, 2009:
Wolverine Golf Club Headcover: Wolverine laughs at your weak little titanium driver.
Kool-Light-O-Scope: Make your pool trippy.
BBQ Sword Spatula: On guard, dead pig!
Exorcist Possessed Regan Figure With Electronic Spinning Head: No doubt the greatest technological advancement of our time.
Crayon Dog Sculpture: Hmmm…new car or crayon dog?
Toothy grins are not all that these three animals have in common. Between the teeth are a number of holes that are perfect for storing your toothpicks. Beside being an unusual kitchen gadget, it may also be the first and last time you see a pig with a beautiful smile.
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