Ever since we first came across the Gaydar, Dickdar and Virgin Detector keychains, I couldn’t help but wonder how accurate these things really are. To find out, I used myself as a guinea pig and ran a simple test.
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Because “football” is synonymous with “good eatin”, it was only a matter of time before the world would receive a pigskin made from salami. No doubt this will give birth to a whole new sport called “Salamiball”, which will be played mercilessly within a chain of full-contact delis.
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This piggy bank captures the very second that the hammer hits it before it shatters. Save your money in it knowing that you could take it all out with a single, well struck blow with a hammer. Of course after purchasing it you may have no pennies left to save.
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Toss a few coins down the piggy’s gullet and watch him count it as it goes down his throat. His constantly open mouth will always remind you that he is hungry for more of your loose change.
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The piggy bank shape of this lamp is very appropriate for its use of energy saving bulbs. The lamp pretty much demands that you use the fluorescent bulb since your average incandescent bulb would just look plain silly. Although, to be honest, it looks more like a giant tooth with some bizarre, curly growth sticking out of it.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 6th-12th, 2009:
Billy Bob Bicep Cling: Eliminate road rage.
Walkie Talkie Pens: A cheating convooooy!
Glowing T-Rex: Protects you from (other) monsters.
The Inflatable Turkey: A dinner doppelganger.
Cotton Candy Toothpicks: Approved by nine out of ten carnies.
I’m not sure how the cows feel about this football, but something tells me they would say “Throw Mor Pig.” Little do they know, most good footballs are usually made out of leather anyway.
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I wouldn’t worry about tainted pork with this pig bench given the fact that its other white meat is actually made of metal. However, your choices in home decor are quite alarming.
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These Pig Roundworm Paperweights will not only use their weight to hold down those important papers, but their gross appearance will keep people from touching them as well. There is no need to actually touch the worms, they are encased in a clear acrylic to make for a unique addition to your desk. And if you were worried about any pain the worms may have felt, the site is sure to point out that “All roundworms used are already dead prior to being preserved”. I know I can sleep better at night knowing these Roundworms felt no pain as they were turned into a desk accessory.
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The Animal Sounds Babble Ball is so sensitive, even a pet breathing on it can set off a variety of animal sounds including a lion, frog, coyote, dog, pigs, horse, rooster, elephant, cow, goat, cat, and a variety of birds (20 in all). It’s a hollow victory, but it will be a real confidence builder for your wiener dog.
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