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Wake up feeling energetic after a nap on this Mega Man E-Tank cushion. Unfortunately, the Japanese will be the ones that are well rested since it doesn’t look like it will be available in the States anytime soon. And that is the secret to their success in business folks. E-Tank power naps (and palm reading).
Yeah, you can control the temperature of waterbeds too—but the ’70s were a long time ago my friends. Surprisingly, it took this long for someone to develop a practical mattress with temperature control. If you are into the cool side of the pillow, that’s no problem since the mattress has a low temp of 48 degrees Fahrenheit. If you are perpetually chilly at night, crank that thing up to a max of 118 degrees.
This pillow with sewn-in gloves is designed for kids, but I’m sure it would be great for anyone feeling a bit sleepy and/or chilly. Plus it looks like to be a sure-gripped hug substitute.
I recall seeing other Mega Man pillows in the past, but the version Crafster member Retro Rose made for her boyfriend as a Christmas gift is probably the best. There are no exact instructions, but images of the project in the forum thread should give you a good idea how to make one yourself. Let’s hope the dude in this image appreciates the fact that he has a good thing going.
As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
Cozy up with the red planet thanks to the huggable planet Mars. Features detailed cartography: up to 400 places are labeled, including the landing spots of the Spirit and Opportunity rovers.
Product Page ($19)
Wouldn’t you love to wake up and greet a can of tuna first thing every morning? This alarm clock in a can lets you do exactly that and does not require any draining or mayonnaise to make it tastier.
Product Page ($7.95)
About the same size as a bear cub, this body pillow will keep you cozy without having to worry about mama bear coming to claw your face off for molesting her child.
Product Page ($80)
This spanking ruler will get you one step closer to living your ultimate sexual fantasy: having a bunch of nuns smack your ass into submission while you wear a ball gag and leather chaps. Then afterwards you can have a violent recuperation by resting your sore buttcheeks on the cat fight pillow pictured after the break… That’s relief!
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These pillows offer customizable colors and allow you to choose between classic acronyms such as: WTF, BBIAF, OMG, or FTW. However, if you’ve ever wanted a dinosaur to mock your sexual performance or gaming skills in text, then the LOL pillow pictured above has you covered.
Product Page: ($20)
