This spanking ruler will get you one step closer to living your ultimate sexual fantasy: having a bunch of nuns smack your ass into submission while you wear a ball gag and leather chaps. Then afterwards you can have a violent recuperation by resting your sore buttcheeks on the cat fight pillow pictured after the break… That’s relief!
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These pillows offer customizable colors and allow you to choose between classic acronyms such as: WTF, BBIAF, OMG, or FTW. However, if you’ve ever wanted a dinosaur to mock your sexual performance or gaming skills in text, then the LOL pillow pictured above has you covered.
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Sleeping and sex can feel like a chore when you have writer, poet and tortured soul Edgar Allan Poe staring at you from this pillow all night long. But what the hell? As long as he’s there, why not put a whistle around his neck and let him act as your official “sex ref”? Just take the bored expression as an invitation to wow him.
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This comfortable pillow has a handy carrying strap so you can drag it anywhere you need to go to get some rest. The contrast between the fluffy pillow it is and the brick wall it looks like makes it interesting enough that you will want to carry it all over the place. It may also discourage other slackers who don’t get close enough to realize it isn’t really made of brick.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 28th-October 4th, 2009:
Hot And Wet Shower Curtain: Be a cover model every morning.
Alligetter LED Tool: Strong jaws for small places.
Perfume Bottle USB Card Reader: Now Available single co-workers may think that you actually care about your hygiene.
Mummies Vs. Vampires Checkers: It is a battle for supremacy in the underworld.
Screaming Flying Granny: Still has some life in her.
Ahh, the one night stand. Alcohol made her look like the centerfold in last month’s issue of Playboy, but the next morning reality stepped in to let you know her face is more like a ham hock. Avoid those awkward moments with this pillow case that subtly tells your conquest to get the hell out before you find out the bad news.
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My guess is that these ceramic heads on pillows are intended as some mystical way to achieve pleasant dreams, but their creepiness suggests that placing them in your bedroom would most likely result in nightmares.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
M1911 Pistol Shakers: Give you a shot of seasoning.
Rocket Beer Dispenser: Gets you drunk at warp speed.
Beer Ants: These ants get loaded while they work.
Giant Condom Pillow: For naps, storing prophylactics.
Assy McGee Ceramic Walking Anus Detective Bank: From now on, buttholes will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
I’ve got to hand it to the person that makes these condom pillows by hand—the attention to detail is extraordinary. Not only does it look like a condom wrapper on the outside, the inside features a “happy condom” hand-printed pattern and two pockets—one as a storage area for actual condoms, and the other for an oversized fabric novelty condom. Maybe, in time, she will consider a ribbed version for massaging my back. Hit the jump for a gallery of images.
You can fight over who gets to be beauty and who has to be beast every time you go to bed. Fighting over the pillowcases is just one more way to try to get both of you to bed early. Getting your significant other to bed before they are tired could work out well for you even if you have to be the beast.
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