
Where has this pirate been sailing? Off the cost of islands that were once a-bomb test sites? When you have more eyes than teeth, it’s probably a good sign that you should set sail for new lands.
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If I didn’t know better, this Pirate Ship Shade would make it seem like I was being attacked by the ghost ship in that old Garfield Halloween special. Video after the break.
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Combine your artistic ability with your thriftiness with the Paint Your Own Pirate Chest Money Box. Make your individual ceramic chest as drab or as colorful as you like with the included paint kit, no oven curing required. You can leave your individualized treasure chest in your room or bury it out back. Just don’t forget to create a map to where it is.
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These two Pirates of the Caribbean shot glasses have a little something for everyone. The women would obviously take Johnny Depp just because they find him attractive. And half the men would take Davy Jones because men like gross things in general. The other half of the men probably just prefer men that don’t have beards consisting of tentacles. Although that could change after a few shots.
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Bingo may bring old people and church halls to mind. That is why the Talking Pirate Bingo game is so important. It takes what can be a simple way to kill time while playing a game that requires essentially no thought and makes it cool for all ages. Plus you get a number of sound effects including – Cannon blast sound with the cannon, coins dropping on a table for pieces of eight, parrot squawk with the parrot, metal sword clashing with the cutlass,creaky boards and water splashing sound for the gangplank.
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Spoiled rich kids will certainly enjoy having a 6′ 5″ robot in their room—right alongside their pirate ship bed. And isn’t it every kid’s dream to wage an epic pirates vs robots battle in their bedroom? An additional image is available after the break.
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Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you will see from the list after the break, that’s not all the crazy crap we found.
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From Fashionably Geek: Pirating the high seas has certainly changed thanks to the iPhone and Google. Unfortunately, the iPhone design and software isn’t very hook-friendly.
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