Where there’s an empty pizza box or Chinese takeout container, garbage will gather. That’s why it’s only natural to turn the latter into its own trash can. Plus the term “takeout” will serve to remind you that the funk in your house isn’t supposed to fester for any lengthy period of time.
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Steady Eddie puts his life on the line every time he rides across the molten cheese abyss on his bladed unicycle of doom.
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Every pizza joint tells you the diameter of their pizza. But what you really want to know is the circumference. With this Pizza Pi Plate you can have somewhere to eat your slice and figure out the circumference with 88 decimal places of precision. Something to keep your mind occupied while devouring half the pizza by yourself. The microwave safe stoneware plate will also help to keep that crust crispy when reheating.
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If you have tried a circular saw to cut your pizza and you still have trouble, the Chainsaw Pizza Cutter should take care of anything you can throw at it. Extra cheese or a meat lovers pie will crumble under the power of this slicer. And nothing goes with beer and pizza like a chainsaw.
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An ugly little box storing all your cookbooks in the kitchen probably doesn’t do much for the decor. This box does much better by disguising the holder as a miniature oven. Great to have around, but you may want to check it after big parties to insure that no one is still trying to cook a frozen pizza in there.
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Smoke together, laugh together, eat pizza and cupcakes together—Highdy will always be there for you (until you forget him on the bus).
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Today is the last day to enter our “Name that Slicer” contest from Fred&Friends. If you can come up with the best new name for the pizza slicer pictured above, you will take home a huge prize package from the Fred lineup. Check out our contest page for the complete details.