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Sitting down to eat dinner can also become “Anatomical Study Time With 19th Century Dude” thanks to Lisa Turner’s 10″ Bone China “Anatomica” plate. Of course, for $74, you could buy a copy of Gray’s Anatomy and you wouldn’t have to deal with a set of eyes staring at you from your plate (unless you have one of these). It’s your call.
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The beauty of celebrating any occasion with digital numbers is that every segment is the same as every other. So you only really need one of these cake pans to be able to make every number required. Of course, you might need a bigger plate for when that 1 turns into a 4,5,6…
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Nice marketing, but c’mon, we’ve all seen kids eat. In reality, that construction zone would look like cleanup after a major earthquake. I bet none of those mixed vegetables would even be touching the plate since they would be busy flying toward the walls, the floor, your head, anyplace but the kid’s mouth. That’s what you get when you encourage kids to play with their food. But I’m sure this is better than giving them one of these. Check out the additional Chew Chew Train after the break.
The Holidays bring families together and remind them why they only see each other once a year. For relatives who are particularly annoying, there’s these “Hidden Meaning Plates”. Now after they pack away your lackluster cooking, they’ll be rewarded by having the word “asshole” staring at them from their plate. Plus, if you serve Chinese, you can also throw in one of these. If you’re picky about the insults you use, check out the additional designs pictured after the break.
At first glance, you may think: “Big deal, it’s an ugly hat riding cow udders…Useless”. But that’s before you realize that the cap can be removed to reveal a fine smelling candle with a 40 hour burn time. You’ll be sorry you insulted the hat next time you need to keep warm or mask a noxious funk…Utterly useful.
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This butter dish makes it hard to get the thought of smelly feet out of your head as you contemplate another roll. The ability of this dish to gross out dinner guests while saving on your bread purchases is a double winner.
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A day spent working on the car or motorcycle won’t be so lonely when you have a drop forged, chrome plated skank to feel up every time you need a 1/2” – 3/4” wrench. So buy American, because these ladies won’t let you work your perverted mojo in metric.
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You can’t see it from this picture, but the person that is humping hugging the utensils as shown is actually cut from the placemat, but since he is cut from the middle of the placemat his empty place is covered by the plate on top of it (pictured after the break.)
If you’re looking for the ultimate finishing touch for your log cabin, how about one of these hand carved front doors that will only set you back about the price of a small car? You can choose from a variety of designs that will inspire both the casual nature lover and the hardcore hunter yearning for an animal like this to be stuffed in the corner of the living room or in slab form on a dinner plate. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
Every pizza joint tells you the diameter of their pizza. But what you really want to know is the circumference. With this Pizza Pi Plate you can have somewhere to eat your slice and figure out the circumference with 88 decimal places of precision. Something to keep your mind occupied while devouring half the pizza by yourself. The microwave safe stoneware plate will also help to keep that crust crispy when reheating.
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