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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 5th-11th, 2009:
Surprise Mugs: Have a great anti-theft feature. (PSFW)
Stig Soap on a Rope and Body Wash: Lather up with the Stig.
Bullet Bill 3D Magnet: Blasts off your fridge.
Head Chef Utensils: Were mutated in a bizarre kitchen accident.
Alien Facehugger Plush: Gives you the kiss of death.
Although the product page suggests it, I doubt there are many biker bars out there that would be keen on having a pink scooter mounted on walls normally reserved for neon beer signs and stains. However, I’m sure just by hearing the words “scooter wall decor” there’s at least one demographic that would be all ears, and that would be those who own 1950’s themed diners, or any restaurant that saturates the walls with crazy shit.
Product Page: ($637.13)
Great for Italian restaurants, home theaters and tossing under the sheets of your friends while they sleep, the Don Vito Corleone life-size bust has a million and one uses.
Product Page ($500)
You probably have two immediate thoughts on seeing this Plush Horse Head Wall Decoration. First: you are glad to see it on the wall rather than waking up to find it beside you in bed. Second: who hangs a horse head as a trophy? Still, it will be nice and safe up on your wall until you have the need to re-enact one of the more gruesome scenes from The Godfather.
Product Page ($24.95 pre-order)
If you’ve ever tried to breastfeed your plants, it may be time to admit that you have a serious garden coddling problem. Why not channel all that extra energy into playing Tetris with their tetromino shaped pots? After awhile you may even forget there was anything growing in them; which means you’ll finally stop killing your plants with kindness and see those Perennials through to adulthood; or possibly subject them to Tetris induced neglect. Eh, it’s a start.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 18th-24th, 2009:
Anti-Douchebag Wall Clock: It’s half-past John Mayer is a douchebag.
Ravage Transforming USB Flash Drive: Now is porn storage, now its a vicious cat.
Green Bikini Cow Wrist Support: It’s an actual product!
Wiener Dog Earbuds: Replace your Apple earbuds with a wiener dog.
Gift Card Vault: Give the gift of frustration.
This Darth Vader Plush is supposed to look soft and cuddly. I will give it the soft part, but it looks a bit more like a giant insect than a cuddly version of Vader. Still, it is a much less threatening version than an actual Vader look-alike and also features familiar dark side phrases when pressed. Ideal for anyone who loves the movies but who is scared to death of the actual antagonists.
Product Page ($23.99)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 11th-17th, 2009:
Rocksmith Skate Deck: Allows you to pull off the “360 Ghetto Blaster”.
Spiderman Earbuds: My Spidey-Sense is tingling… With tunes.
Transforming Lumberjack to Werewolf Plush: No need for an ax here.
Play-Doh Star Wars Can Topper: Obi Wan Kenobi and R2-D2.
Ox-Head Talking Time And Digital Temperature Alarm Clock With LED Headlamp: Hahaha…what?
This lumberjack has the unique ability to transform into a werewolf at will. At first his lumberjack buddies were frightened by the transformation, but they soon grew to admire and respect his power. When he “wolfed out,” he could chop down enough trees for 10 men. He was a hit with the ladies and popular with all the guys, but as his popularity grew he ignored his true friends only to realize in the end that everyone loved the wolf and not the man underneath all the fur and flannel.
Product Page ($30)
