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It just isn’t a poker game without clouds of smoke enveloping the room. This poker ashtray may get the smoking action a lot closer to the game than these players would like, but that sectional sofa just works out so nicely to corral live embers and ashes.
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This Drinking Gringos Game will work as a drinking game, a substitute for spin the bottle or a different version of strip poker. Just push El Loco’s head down and he will spin around while some Mexican music plays. When his head pops up, whoever he is pointing those pistols at will have to drink, kiss or remove an article of clothing depending on what game you are playing. It won’t take long until you are drunk, making out or naked. Since there will likely be drinking in any case, the kit includes four shooter glasses.
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One way to put out snacks at your weekly poker games without seeming a bit effeminate would be to use these Playing Card Snack Bowls. Besides, no hand beats a Cheez-It’s flush.
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The Deck Of Cards Flask will hide your gambling habit by making people think you have a drinking problem. I would think that playing a game of poker was a lot less destructive than the homeless wino, but I could be wrong. I guess there is always the possibility that the gambler may become a homeless wino if his luck turns bad.
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Finally pacifists have the chance to combine their love of peace with their love of hardcore gambling. This new variation of the card game “War” allows players to use a combination of love, peace, diversity, and unity cards. In addition, war can be temporarily avoided through cooperation and by trading decks. These cards are a great way to teach kindergartners the concept of peaceful competition and sharing, and they’re a fantastic way to get your ass kicked and have yourself branded a gigantic pussy when you whip them out on your next poker night.
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Send a clear message to those bastards who keep mucking your cards by putting this middle finger card guard on top of your next worthy hand. Not only will it protect your cards, but it will offer a hearty “f-ck you” to anyone you choose simply by aiming it toward them and pressing on the already offensive finger. Brilliant.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 14th to July 20th 2008:
Space Story Blanket: Stay warm…with LEDs!
Captain Kirk Command Chair: Features light up control panel and sound effects.
Guitar Mickey Mouse Doll: Is he channeling Pete Townshend?
Pocket Slutometer: Keep track of your conquests.
Big Boy BBQ Skewer: His wiener gets plump when you cook it.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
As I am sure you have heard, The Dark Knight opens today. While it may technically be all about Batman, we all know that Heath Ledger’s Joker is going to steal the show. Speaking of stealing, you can use this Joker Poker set to take money from friends and strangers alike. While they are mesmerized by the 54 prop replica Joker cards, the second 54 card deck defaced by the Joker, the Joker-themed 100 piece chip set and the slick black aluminum carrying case, you can cheat to win.
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Gas prices getting you down? Bill collectors knocking at your door? Have a raging meth addiction to feed? I have an answer to all of your troubles my friend…and it is called gambling. These two violin gaming sets will help get you started. The first is a straight-up casino set featuring roulette, blackjack, poker cards and chips. The second version (pictured after the break) is a 12-in-1 set with chess, roulette, checkers, black jack, solitaire, straight mill, backgammon, playing board, dice, dominoes, poker dice and Chinese checkers. Why the second version costs around 1/3 the price is beyond me, but hey—that is what I call a bargain.
Keeping a job these days is a gamble so you may as well treat it as such. Your average mouse pad is useful, this one is both useful and fun. It reminds you of how much more fun it would be to sitting in Vegas bluffing your way to another big pot. Of course if you get called on that bluff you will be right back at work to try to raise some money again. It’s a nasty cycle, if only money weren’t an issue.
The included poker chips are of very little value other than to give you something to push all in on your breaks. A little fantasy at work goes a long way toward keeping you sane.
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