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Unless you’re a pothead or the owner of an extermination company, you never want to hear the words “roach” and “house” in the same sentence. However, if you want, you can now harness the butt-ugliness of a cockroach to destroy your appetite and display your child’s latest finger paint masterpiece with this set of four refrigerator magnets.
Product Page: ($2.50)
Naturally when you think of a tackle box and fishing rods in a canoe, your mind will eventually drift to thoughts of how great it would be to have that canoe sawed in half and displayed in your house as a storage area for billiard cues and accessories. Not so much to show a love of the outdoors, but because this is the only product that will allow you to say: “I store my balls in the wanigan”.
Product Page: ($975)
Even though a public swimming pool can’t compete with the beach, you can still take a boogie board in the water and experience a shark attack (of sorts) thanks to this Great White pool predator. This 29″ inflatable shark packs a bladder in its gills which turns it into a giant squirt gun when filled, soaking targets with a spray of chlorine and child piss. And if that still doesn’t give you a beach feeling, then you can always count on slaps in the face when you ogle women, and those wonderful feelings of inadequacy when you show your body in a swimsuit. That alone makes me feel like I’m there.
Product Page: ($15.99)
Cornhole, while a good game, could use a little livening up to make it a more enjoyable experience. The Toad Toss’n Floating Bean Bag Toss Game adds two new features that will get you back into the game. The first is that it floats—the ability to play any game while in a pool rather than on dry land is a definite plus. The second is that the bean bags are little toads. Nothing like tossing around a few reptiles to get your blood flowing.
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Fred’s upcoming REW cassette tape cord wrangler spools your dangling cords and wires—keeping them from tangling in your jean jacket and/or perm.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 29th-July 5, 2009:
Kitchen Knife Mirror: Look your best, scare the hell out of guests.
Death Star Cookie Jar: You can’t go wrong with cookies and Star Wars inspired giant evil spaceships.
Star Wars Characters USB Flash Drives: Yoda’s neck is the gateway to enlightenment.
Shocking Wrist Developer: Has a couple shocks.
Alien Hatching Egg Alarm Clock: What does an alien hatching mean to you? It means it is time to get out of bed.
Rather than picking dead cockroaches out of your pool, throw one in with this Giant Inflatable Cockroach Pool Float. Since it seems you can never eradicate the damn things, join the crowd and use them to your advantage. Float comes complete with hairy legs and antennae for additional handholds.
Product Page ($29.95)
This dining set brings all new meaning to pool furniture. You might assume that the furniture you buy for your pool would sit outside of it, but that is exactly where you are wrong. This set has holes in their frames that will fill with water so they don’t float away. Now you can enjoy your favorite meal and drink without ever leaving the coolness of the shallow end.
Product Page ($979.95)
Turn your pool into a light show at evening with the Kaleidoscopic Pool Cruising Fish. Not only will it illuminate the pool with an array of colored lights, but it will swim along at a rate of 50 feet per minute. That will give the light show enough variety to cover you for an entire night of entertaining by the pool.
Product Page ($39.95)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 4th-10th, 2009:
Wolverine Golf Club Headcover: Wolverine laughs at your weak little titanium driver.
Kool-Light-O-Scope: Make your pool trippy.
BBQ Sword Spatula: On guard, dead pig!
Exorcist Possessed Regan Figure With Electronic Spinning Head: No doubt the greatest technological advancement of our time.
Crayon Dog Sculpture: Hmmm…new car or crayon dog?
