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For anyone who has ever shoved their bare hands into a trash can to make some extra space, the smush can self-powered trash compactor is an idea that’s long overdue. This can has a handle in its lid that allows you to compact the trash while keeping your hands away from the filth. But if you’re willing to spend $139 for that feature it’s probably safe to say that you deal with poop on a daily basis.
Product Page: ($139 via Coolest Gadgets via The Green Head)
This miniature gas cylinder bank will save all of your change so you will have some money when summer grilling season comes around. Its true purpose as a bank is disguised with a little misdirection—unless a thief is jonesing for a quick smoke they won’t give the odd object labeled as a lighter a second look as they ransack your apartment.
Product Page ($11.69)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 4th-10th, 2010:
Endless Time LED Grandfather Clock: Is endlessly tacky.
The Gas Guard: Like a bib for your car.
Vlad “The Impaler” Dracula Premium Format Action Figure: One of the real-life inspirations behind Bram Stoker’s Dracula… In action figure form.
Fossilized Dinosaur Poop: Helps educate young minds.
Tiger Woods Brand Condoms: Cover up your Driver.
Real fossilized dinosaur poop is branded as educational, but it will probably teach your kids more about off-color jokes than anything else. Then, before you know it, he’s in his early 30’s writing blogs that prominently feature poop-related products. It’s a slippery slope.
Product Page ($4.25)
As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
Yeah, the 19th century may have created literary masterpieces like “The Prince and the Pauper” and “Great Expectations”, but it’s the 21st century that gave them an anal salute by renaming them “The Prince and the Pooper” and “Great Expellations” for use on boxes of fart-obscuring matches. It may seem like a disservice to the authors at first, but let’s be honest, there are a lot of people out there who would have never heard of these books unless they were associated with blowing the buttock bassoon.
Product Page: (Literary Lites $5)
Product Page: (Literary Lites II $5)
It’s like a more realistic Mr. Hanky. Yeah, this is a horrible gift, but it could be worse. Take solace in knowing that the person who gave it to you could have easily put a little Santa hat on an actual turd.
Product Page (£5 or $8)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 17th-23rd, 2009:
KFC Flag: Everyone can salute this flag.
Wind-Powered LED Hood Ornaments: Uses wind power to illuminate selected car logos with LEDs.
The Ghost Mirror: Gives you a glimpse into old age.
Black Hole Starter Kit: The key to time travel? Two metal balls.
Glowing Toilet Paper: Helps you poop in the dark.
Everyone’s asleep—this is your “me” time. Take a load off (literally) with the help of this glowing toilet paper. Nothing is more relaxing that a midnight poop in the dark. Am I right or am I right?
Product Page (£5 or $8 / Pre-Order)
Boob-related novelties are a dime a dozen these days, so takes vision above and beyond the average, everyday bachelor party fare to attract our attention. This totally ridiculous quad-boobie dreadlock pen certainly fits the bill.
Product Page ($2.38)
