It’s like a more realistic Mr. Hanky. Yeah, this is a horrible gift, but it could be worse. Take solace in knowing that the person who gave it to you could have easily put a little Santa hat on an actual turd.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 17th-23rd, 2009:
KFC Flag: Everyone can salute this flag.
Wind-Powered LED Hood Ornaments: Uses wind power to illuminate selected car logos with LEDs.
The Ghost Mirror: Gives you a glimpse into old age.
Black Hole Starter Kit: The key to time travel? Two metal balls.
Glowing Toilet Paper: Helps you poop in the dark.
Everyone’s asleep—this is your “me” time. Take a load off (literally) with the help of this glowing toilet paper. Nothing is more relaxing that a midnight poop in the dark. Am I right or am I right?
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Boob-related novelties are a dime a dozen these days, so takes vision above and beyond the average, everyday bachelor party fare to attract our attention. This totally ridiculous quad-boobie dreadlock pen certainly fits the bill.
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As this mousepad illustrates, the combination of polonium, oxygen and phosphorous is a force to be reckoned with.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 27th-May 3rd, 2009:
Deckstool: Where skateboards go to die.
Big-Foot Suction Mount: This Bigfoot really sucks.
Ron Jeremy Wrapping Paper: Shows them how much you care.
Science Museum Rocket Coin Bank: Has more uses than a Shamwow.
Boob and Poop Stress Rockets: I’m not even kidding.
Look closely, that’s a rocket with a nipple on it—a rocket boob. And that’s a poop rocket right next to it. Seriously, my mind is blown at the absurdity of this. On the plus side, these stress toys should be quite effective. I don’t know how you can even look at them without laughing.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 20th-26th, 2009:
Bad Table: Even a table needs to pee.
Cessna Control Panel Desk Organizer: Fly an IFR pattern in your cubicle.
Wrecking Ball Garden Sculpture: If Rob Zombie had a garden…
Canned Oxygen: Fad on the horizon.
The Poop Bank: Excuse me while I make a deposit.
In these uncertain financial times, you want a bank that you can trust. Poop is there for you with the industry leading protection that only a mound of feces can provide. Just step up, make a deposit, and watch your money grow. You’ll feel five pounds lighter.
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