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Now this shotgun shell may not actually be live ammo, but no one else knows that. As long as you are putting with the plastic end as you would normally then no one will care. But start putting with the blasting cap end and you may get some very scared looks in your foursome.
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A doorstop is a simple way to secure your room when traveling. But why settle for a simple doorstop that has no other use when you can have this golfer’s doorstop? Now you can spend hours practicing your putting rather than sitting around bored or drinking yourself silly at the hotel bar while fantasizing about meeting a beautiful woman. Of course if you don’t give the hotel lounge a shot all you will ever do is be up there playing with your putter.
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Grab your miniature golf bag and get some putting practice in no matter where you are. If you actually choose to stop the practice and be sociable then you can leave the putting implements out and have a very cool wine caddy. The bonus is that you can have golf paraphernalia around you at all times. If you have yet to understand the allure of a game that gives you go carts to ride in for 5 hours on beautifully manicured grass with unbeatable scenery then you are missing out on something.
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When you think of radio control vehicles you think of fast cars, off road trucks and mopeds? Not every kid can have the fastest toy on the block, someone needs to putter around. And if you get your kid this radio control moped, your kid could be the one. Nothing says cool like a moped crawling along.
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Many think golf is a bit boring, and for those I offer you the Putt-Her. When sitting in your bag with the shaft down, it is nothing but a putter with a black shaft. But when you turn it right side up to use, the scantily clad model appears on the shaft. Almost like a slow strip tease. Make your choice of Nishka (no idea who she is, but she looks good in a bikini) or Jenna Jameson (topless, and you damn well know who she is). Full size cover included.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 20th – 26th 2007
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
Sheep Companion Footstool: Don’t forget – sheep are for resting your feet, not perverted sexual encounters.
Condom Pen: “If you cant come, please write.” What the hell does that even mean?
Hellboy Qee Figure: Hellboy’s cuter than ever.
Simpsons Duff Beer Can Radio: The Simpsons merchandising juggernaut continues with this Duff beer can shaped radio.
The Wine Bug: Yet another unique way to store your wine.
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
With your putts usually dying well before they make it to the hole, the Casket Putter is probably a perfect metaphor for your game. You can be pretty sure no one else will have the same one. Also, a perfect gift for that duffer in your life.
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Here are the top Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 11th – June 17th 2007
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
Alien Baby Lamp: An alien baby trapped in a lava lamp.
Transformers Plush: It actually transforms!
The Broken Heart Robot: Kinda like the depressed robot from Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy ( Thanks Kara! ).
Gear Shift Bottle Stopper: The masculine way to stopper your wine.
Electronic Rock, Paper, Scissors: How lazy do you have to be?
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
Time is running out for those still looking for that perfect Father’s Day gift, which is why you need to pick up the WOW putter. After all, why should you get him “something” when you can get him everything?
Indeed, the WOW Putter is equipped with just about everything under the sun – whether it is related to golf or not. Features include: a measuring tape, a compass, a horn, a level, and a rabbit’s foot.
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I enjoy golf as much as the next guy, but practicing putting whilst sitting on the toilet? That would cross the line into full blown obsession.
Besides, if you have time to get in a quick 18 in there, you might have a problem with your butthole. Seriously, it may be time to get that checked out.
The Crazy Golfer includes:
You can pick up the Crazy Golfer from Bim Bam Banana for $49.
