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With the Billy Bob Bicep door cling, you can give passing motorists the impression that you are one hick that should not be trifled with. Who would dare mess with a unstable redneck that has meat guns like that? Only angry motorists with real guns I suppose.
There is no better time to come out with a Deer Hunter Nutcracker than right around hunting season. Even rednecks need something to open those walnuts with and I don’t think the traditional nutcracker will fit in with their decor.
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Any knife that comes with a holster is cooler than your average knife. It is also a lot safer then giving a kid a gun, but preferably you wouldn’t be giving your children any weapons, even fun ones that have pictures on them.
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Obviously, a gun mount for your pickup window is intended only as a novelty product, but I would be willing to bet that there is more than one redneck out there that would think this is a great idea.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Products for the week of May 12th-18th 2008:
Melt Candle: It has something to say about global warming.
Country Keychain Flashlights: For redneck superheroes.
Spaceman Ceiling Light: Something tells me those Astronauts are in trouble.
Golden BJ Award: Move over Oscar!
Castle Fortress Playset: I didn’t even have a treehouse as a kid.
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The next time a hunting expedition threatens to send you home empty handed, whip out your Camo Deer Flashlight and project an image of a majestic buck into the sky with the push of a button. Buckmaster Ted Nugent will come flying out of the woods to lay waste to any game in the area using the power of rock and his trusty bow and arrow.
On the other hand, if your yard work should ever get out of hand, your John Deere flashlight (pictured after the break) will summon a sales rep that would be happy to hook you up with some fine outdoor products.
This rear of a truck makes a nice shelf, and the tailgate flips down to give you a small storage area. Seems like an ideal medicine cabinet for a redneck bathroom.
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These Redneck Windchimes are perfect for drowning out all of those annoying trailer park sounds like squealing pigs and your brother and your cousin having sex in the bunk above you.
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Santa’s Redneck Restroom answers the age old question – “what does Santa do when he has to drop a deuce?”
The outhouse shakes and rattles as its occupant engages in an epic man vs. butthole battle royale. Plus, it features 10 fart sounds and funny phrases including: “No wonder everybody hates fruitcake!,” “Do you smell what I smell?,” and “Time to unload Santa’s bag!”
Christmas may be a ways off, but when I come across a talking Santa pinching a loaf in an outhouse, I simply must write about it.
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Here are the top Nerd Approved gadgets for the week of May 28th – June 3rd 2007.
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
Pappy’s Redneck Flashlight: Never get lost on the way to the liquor store again.
HTTP Thongs: Thongs in nerdspeak.
Drink Me Bottle Stop: A bottle stop and wine glass all-in-one.
The MoFo Plate: Do you serve your mother with that plate?
Golf Ball With Exploding Condom: Just in case your about to get sexed up on the golf course.
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
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