Now you can cuddle up with the same doll seen dangling from the hand of a Little Sister in the first BioShock 2 teaser trailer. It was made from discarded items found in Rapture, so make sure to update your tetanus shots.
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The first wave of Minimates vehicles is set to arrive in June, but you can pre-order the series now. Pieces include: the Back to the Future DeLorean, the Hunter Killer Tank from Terminator and a M.A.X. Stealth Jet. Each vehicle comes with it’s own Minimates figure.
Flying squirrel dude! FLYING SQUIRREL! What does it do? Exactly what it’s doing right now…nothing. But a flying squirrel doing nothing is a thousand times cooler than any other action figure doing something. Remember that.
The flying squirrel is actually part of a series of animal replicas created by a company called Safari. You can collect ‘em all, but this is definitely the crown jewel.
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Sadly, you can’t become a citizen of Pandora—but at least you can stab things like one. There are four 19-inch replica knives in the series: Jakes Na’vi dagger, Neytiri’s dagger, Na’vi braided dagger and the Na’vi curved dagger.
These coins are not legal tender, but amongst Warcraft nerds the value of Horde and Alliance coin sets will surely go through the roof. Why invest in gold when you can invest in WoW?
As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
From Fashionably Geek: There have been other takes on the Batman Utility Belt in the past, but few are as finely crafted as this version from JLA. Unfortunately, there are no grappling hooks or bat-shaped throwing stars in those leather pouches, which makes it hard to justify spending $280 on. Plus, they claim that it is only “a prop replica only and not meant to be worn.” Please—if I’m spending that much on a belt, I’m going to wear it even in the most inappropriate situations. Situations like: with a suit at work, or when I’m naked and ready for some sexy time with my lady. When she protests, I will simply say: “I’m the Batman.”
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The food hogs at your dinner table will need to learn how to duel when you come to the table with these flintlock handled utensils. They will have to decide whether that extra piece of steak is worth a possible bullet wound.
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This time around, Bioshock fans have more stuff to blow money on than just a game. We’ve already seen the EVE hypo, but there will also be a whole line of action figures rolling out starting in December and early January. These figures include Big Daddy, Big Sister, Little Sister and Subject Delta.
