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All it takes to make some delicious popsicles is a couple of rockets, some flames and a launching pad. The launching pad will hold them upright in the freezer while they set up. Nothing will ease the heat of a summer day more than a retro rocket shaped popsicle made with your favorite flavored juice.
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Boob-related novelties are a dime a dozen these days, so takes vision above and beyond the average, everyday bachelor party fare to attract our attention. This totally ridiculous quad-boobie dreadlock pen certainly fits the bill.
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Here’s yet another product in the long line of garbage to gadget conversions, this time for the bicycle lover in your life. Presenting a clock made from reclaimed bike chainwheels that tells time, promotes recycling and can stab you. Since many conventional clocks cost more and can only offer a third of that deal, it’s time to get a tetanus shot and clear some prominent wall space, because it’s bargain braggin’ time!
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
M1911 Pistol Shakers: Give you a shot of seasoning.
Rocket Beer Dispenser: Gets you drunk at warp speed.
Beer Ants: These ants get loaded while they work.
Giant Condom Pillow: For naps, storing prophylactics.
Assy McGee Ceramic Walking Anus Detective Bank: From now on, buttholes will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
Being drunk in space—now that would be interesting (until puke is floating around the cabin that is). Unfortunately you will have to be content with this rocket-shaped beer dispenser until space tourism becomes accessible to the masses.
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At first glance, the idea of a CD robot seems kind of intriguing, until you realize that it serves no purpose whatsoever. The product breakdown is that it’s a CD case containing five steel pieces that assemble into this bizarre robot thingy that looks like the result of an orgy between the Great Gazoo, a rocket and a pair of giant shoulder pads.
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Finally you get a fill up without emptying your wallet. In fact, quite the opposite. As you deposit change into this bank the needle moves ever closer to full. Start saving now so that when gas prices skyrocket again you have a full bank to fall back on.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 27th-May 3rd, 2009:
Deckstool: Where skateboards go to die.
Big-Foot Suction Mount: This Bigfoot really sucks.
Ron Jeremy Wrapping Paper: Shows them how much you care.
Science Museum Rocket Coin Bank: Has more uses than a Shamwow.
Boob and Poop Stress Rockets: I’m not even kidding.
Look closely, that’s a rocket with a nipple on it—a rocket boob. And that’s a poop rocket right next to it. Seriously, my mind is blown at the absurdity of this. On the plus side, these stress toys should be quite effective. I don’t know how you can even look at them without laughing.
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This Rocket Ship Coin Bank has more uses than a Shamwow. Each coin you insert will blast the rocket off, complete with countdown, lights and sound. It will also keep track of how much you have put into it. If you choose, you can set a savings goal and the bank will let you know when you reach it. It can also be used as an alarm clock.
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