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The teeth of a crocodile may be incredibly sharp but this bread knife uses the body and tail as the cutting blade. That just means that you have to grab this knife by the mouth of the crocodile. That may not be the safest way to handle a crocodile but it is a great way to cut bread.
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A day spent working on the car or motorcycle won’t be so lonely when you have a drop forged, chrome plated skank to feel up every time you need a 1/2” – 3/4” wrench. So buy American, because these ladies won’t let you work your perverted mojo in metric.
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If a few hours practicing on the court doesn’t give you enough of the tennis feeling, add a little more time with this tennis racquet and ball salad serving set. The racquet and ball may not be functional, but they are certainly useful for filling up a plate with lettuce and vegetables.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 25th-31st, 2009:
Moose Clipboard: Includes Moose pen!
Gloomy Face Shape Mobile Phone Stand: Cellphones bleed?
Tetris Pots: Plant & play.
The Party Pump: Dispenses your wine like condiments.
Outhouse and Toilet Paper String Lights: Festively farty.
Finally you can put your fears of a picnic-time avalanche to rest with this recycled snowboard picnic table. They can be made from boards of your choice (provided they are available), and at 30″ X 60″, it should comfortably seat up to six people. So now if winter rears it ugly head and sends a wave of snow your way, your potato salad may be history but you can tear the table apart and ride to safety. All but that sixth person… that guy’s screwed.
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The “Evidence” kitchen knife is another one of our favorites from Fred’s Spring 2009 Catalog—and it’s easy to see why. A perfectly functional 8″ knife that is permanently emblazoned with gore. It’s even boxed with an evidence tag to complete the effect. It really throws out that “yeah, I just stabbed my husband and now I’m using the bloody knife to chop up a man salad” vibe doesn’t it? An additional image is available after the break.
Unfortunately for salad lovers, the phrase “tossing the salad” has been completely taken over by immature people making prison jokes (“teabag” isn’t far behind). It looks like we will have to stick with “fixing the salad” from here on out—and the salad wrench is the perfect tool for the job.
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Now here is a clever idea. Six pieces of tableware (2 bowls, 2 salad bowls, 1 serving plate, 1 pot with lid) can be assembled to form a shape resembling a Ming vase. So, it is both functional and decorative. An additional image is available after the break.
There is no better way to serve up your traditional Halloween salad than with this pair of skeleton hand serving forks. Beside giving you the lovely feeling of being almost cannibalistic, those skinny little fingers look like they do a fine job of picking up almost any kind of food. Their usefulness should get rid of some of the irrational fear you have of skeletons.
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