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I just wanted to take this time to wish our readers a happy holiday and express my sincere gratitude for your patronage. With that in mind, enjoy this sexy goth spider woman sculpture. I went ahead and digitally fitted her with a Santa hat as well. Festive!
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 7th-13th, 2009:
New Feature: Show us your stupidest, nerdiest toys and gadgets.
Ultimate R2-D2 Statue: Comes with bells, whistles (and a periscope, saw, gripper…)
Guillotine Ornament: Festively morbid.
Handmade Felt Mice: Your favorite nerdy movie roles, played by mice on a Christmas tree.
Flip Book Sticky Notes: Avoid unnecessary messaging.
Everybody drew lots for Secret Santa and you just happened to get the most annoying person in the office. In this situation, the best course of action is to give a gift that is not really a gift at all. Something like a cheap frog that glows and croaks rhythmically to ambient sound and music when plugged into a USB port.
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Winter is coming, and unless you want to suck on a beer pop this Holiday season, you may want to wrap your beloved brew up in some Santa duds so it stays at a reasonable temperature (and so your hand doesn’t freeze to the bottle). Then you can rename Santa “Pabst Claus” or “Bud Claus”. It’ll be Christmas with an Alabama twist.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Reindeer Toilet Seat Cover And Antlers Set: This is what happens to reindeer that don’t make Santa’s team.
Toilet Sound Blocker: Maintains your dignity.
Santa Pants Wine Bottle Holders: Santa has something in his pants for you.
iPhone Decals: Give your phone a serious downgrade.
Burger Sponge: Rub-a-dub-dub, I’m bathing with burgers in the tub.
Few people know the story of Frank the Reindeer. He tried out for the team, but he lacked “star quality”, and his name was all wrong for the image that Santa was trying to convey to the public. Second, he wasn’t the best flier. He was down on his luck though, and Santa found it in his heart to give him a job anyway. Sometimes Frank wishes he hadn’t.
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The recipient will love the two bottles of wine you give them but will love the Santa Pants wine bag even more. They may actually pause for two seconds to admire it before tossing it aside to get at the alcohol.
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It’s like a more realistic Mr. Hanky. Yeah, this is a horrible gift, but it could be worse. Take solace in knowing that the person who gave it to you could have easily put a little Santa hat on an actual turd.
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Don’t let one whiny and skeptical kid ruin Christmas for all the other children. If one kid tries using a little too much common sense to question the existence of Santa, all you need to do is leave a bunch of clues around to counter it. That kid will have no reason to believe there is no Santa when he finds all this stuff left behind: glasses, a torn piece of red suit, a large coat button, a boot prints, a sleigh bell on a red ribbon, a toy list, reindeer hoof prints and Santa’s glove. Get yourself a little red and green crime scene tape to complete the illusion.
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Nothing particularly revolutionary about a Santa shaped USB flash drive. What I find very odd is the need to remove his pants in order to access the USB connector. It would have seemed a lot more appropriate if you had to remove the bag of toys, but apparently someone really wanted those pants off.
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