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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:

Reindeer Toilet Seat Cover And Antlers Set: This is what happens to reindeer that don’t make Santa’s team.

Toilet Sound Blocker: Maintains your dignity.

Santa Pants Wine Bottle Holders: Santa has something in his pants for you.

iPhone Decals: Give your phone a serious downgrade.

Burger Sponge: Rub-a-dub-dub, I’m bathing with burgers in the tub.

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reindeer toilet seat cover

Few people know the story of Frank the Reindeer. He tried out for the team, but he lacked “star quality”, and his name was all wrong for the image that Santa was trying to convey to the public. Second, he wasn’t the best flier. He was down on his luck though, and Santa found it in his heart to give him a job anyway. Sometimes Frank wishes he hadn’t.

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The recipient will love the two bottles of wine you give them but will love the Santa Pants wine bag even more. They may actually pause for two seconds to admire it before tossing it aside to get at the alcohol.

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crap present

It’s like a more realistic Mr. Hanky. Yeah, this is a horrible gift, but it could be worse. Take solace in knowing that the person who gave it to you could have easily put a little Santa hat on an actual turd.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 10th-16th 2008:

Bruce Lee Statue: Bruce’s statue is 6ft of idealized fury.

Cup of Tantalus: Get your name removed from every invite list for the rest of time.

Darth Vader Christmas Waterglobe: Santa Vader knows who has been naughty and nice.

Headphone Monkey Shower Curtain: Prepare for unflattering assessments of your naked body.

Giant Rubber Band: A 6ft. rubber band requires an iron will.

The next five gadgets are available after the break…

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