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Winter is coming, and unless you want to suck on a beer pop this Holiday season, you may want to wrap your beloved brew up in some Santa duds so it stays at a reasonable temperature (and so your hand doesn’t freeze to the bottle). Then you can rename Santa “Pabst Claus” or “Bud Claus”. It’ll be Christmas with an Alabama twist.
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Santa has to fund his workshop somehow, and that means selling out at a level that would even shock Disney.
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It’s a good thing too—dressing your cellphone up like Santa Claus with this holiday holder year round might be considered a little bizarre. Actually, it’s bizarre no matter when you do it.
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Other than likely idealized descriptions of Santa Claus in Christmas carols, there is no good description of the real Santa Claus. I think this dragon rendition of Santa is much cooler than the generally accepted old coot. I know I am not going to argue with a Santa who breathes fire and has claws that could tear me to shreds. Your kids will have a lot more incentive to be good than just the possible loss of presents.
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After dispatching the real Claus, Santa Vader rules Christmas gift giving with an iron fist. My guess is that Luke will be getting something very nasty in his stocking this year.
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Ah yes, Christmas. Santa Claus, kids, happiness and.. fuzzy handcuffs. Nothing like a whole Naughty Santa kit to bring you good cheer through the holidays. Nothing says I love you like temporary tattoos and peppermint scented massage oil.
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The power of Google knows no bounds. In fact, it seems they have managed to RFID Santa Claus himself.
Tonight you can keep tabs on Santa’s progress using Google Earth – which is described thusly: “Google Earth combines satellite imagery, maps and the power of Google Search to put the world’s geographic information at your fingertips.”
If you don’t have Google Earth download it here.
If you would like to track Santa via Google Earth, download the Santa Radar extention here.
Google tracks Santa on the same year NORAD celebrates its 50th year keeping tabs on him…coincidence?
Happy Holidays!
Source: Google Blog
Posted by Sean
