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Recipe for a unique USB hub: 4 USB ports, 3 LEDs, 1 cup of gas station quality crystal art, 2 cups of arcade style claw game prizes, 1/2 cup of mail order Americana sculptures, sprinkled liberally with “…whatever” and voilà! The USB 4 Port Hub with Crystal Hawk LED Light.
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My band might sound like crap right now, but come back after I get my guitar neck and the other half of my clarinet. I got one more payment on layaway.
Actually, these instruments are for decoration, not for playing. Either way, they don’t make a damn bit of sense.
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Jud Turner’s “Impossible Flying Machine” sculptures are supposed to make a statement about war being an unnatural act, while giving a visual interpretation to the battle that takes place in nature over sunlight and nutrients. Apparently that battle includes strapping on outboards and some massive firepower and blowing each other away in order to gain ownership of the sun. Whatever the case, these are two trees that won’t need any hippies around when loggers come to town.
I just wanted to take this time to wish our readers a happy holiday and express my sincere gratitude for your patronage. With that in mind, enjoy this sexy goth spider woman sculpture. I went ahead and digitally fitted her with a Santa hat as well. Festive!
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I’ve always found Philly’s nickname “the city of brotherly love” kind of amusing. Seems to me like the sculpture this ornament depicts is more fitting than the “love” version we are familiar with. Now if only we could do something about Jersey being called “the garden state.”
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 10th-16th, 2009:
1.3 Mega USB Live WebCam Camera: Angel, Baby, Pinocchio, Witch, Webcam.
The Bird Flying Finger Kite: This flying bird flips and offends.
Funny Black Ink Ball Pen: A pen with boobie dreadlocks is a fine writing instrument.
Dexter Coasters: For killer drinks.
Polaroid Style Snap Frames: People 20 and up will probably be the only ones who remember this film.
If you are into Suicide Girls, I have a couple of wall sculptures you might be interested in. An additional sculpture is pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 20th-26th, 2009:
Contest: Enter to win Mr. Bacon board game and handerpants.
Star Wars Robotic Arm: Snap together a working Darth Vader robotic arm.
100 Percent Quiz Mug: Has a nasty surprise inside.
Barrel Chairs: Pull up a mangled 50 gallon drum and take a load off.
Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Game: A mouth watering mosey through meatland.
As these garden sculptures illustrate, not all aliens visit earth to probe hillbillies in pickup trucks. Many use our planet as a top notch vacation getaway.
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Another fine sculpture by Fred Conlon, this one will get your artwork off the ground and into the air. Each critter’s parachute has a hook on it for proper hanging. A few of these hung around your patio at differing heights will make it look like there is an invasion going on. And you know you wouldn’t want to run into one of these sharp toothed critters in battle.
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