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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 10th-16th, 2009:
1.3 Mega USB Live WebCam Camera: Angel, Baby, Pinocchio, Witch, Webcam.
The Bird Flying Finger Kite: This flying bird flips and offends.
Funny Black Ink Ball Pen: A pen with boobie dreadlocks is a fine writing instrument.
Dexter Coasters: For killer drinks.
Polaroid Style Snap Frames: People 20 and up will probably be the only ones who remember this film.
If you are into Suicide Girls, I have a couple of wall sculptures you might be interested in. An additional sculpture is pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 20th-26th, 2009:
Contest: Enter to win Mr. Bacon board game and handerpants.
Star Wars Robotic Arm: Snap together a working Darth Vader robotic arm.
100 Percent Quiz Mug: Has a nasty surprise inside.
Barrel Chairs: Pull up a mangled 50 gallon drum and take a load off.
Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Game: A mouth watering mosey through meatland.
As these garden sculptures illustrate, not all aliens visit earth to probe hillbillies in pickup trucks. Many use our planet as a top notch vacation getaway.
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Another fine sculpture by Fred Conlon, this one will get your artwork off the ground and into the air. Each critter’s parachute has a hook on it for proper hanging. A few of these hung around your patio at differing heights will make it look like there is an invasion going on. And you know you wouldn’t want to run into one of these sharp toothed critters in battle.
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Although intended for use in a garden, the product page for these iron crowns claim that they can make anything appear more dignified. But take that with a massive grain of salt, because if you think coronation alone will instantly turn your smut films into great philosophy books while providing you with a clean shirt and armpits familiar with the touch of deodorant, you’re in for severe disappointment. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
Here’s something you probably never thought you’d say: “I spent $98 on a glazed sculpture of a frog regurgitating a man’s head”. Thank you, weird contemporary art!
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There are plenty of ways to store hats, wigs, glasses and such items. This three dimensional laser cut skeleton sculpture is perfectly made for that duty since it’s human shape will fit them perfectly. Store enough items on it and it will look like a strange person sitting on top of your dresser. It doubles as a way to get you up quicker each day—seeing an apparent stranger in the room will get your mind racing immediately.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 4th-10th, 2009:
Wolverine Golf Club Headcover: Wolverine laughs at your weak little titanium driver.
Kool-Light-O-Scope: Make your pool trippy.
BBQ Sword Spatula: On guard, dead pig!
Exorcist Possessed Regan Figure With Electronic Spinning Head: No doubt the greatest technological advancement of our time.
Crayon Dog Sculpture: Hmmm…new car or crayon dog?
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 20th-26th, 2009:
Bad Table: Even a table needs to pee.
Cessna Control Panel Desk Organizer: Fly an IFR pattern in your cubicle.
Wrecking Ball Garden Sculpture: If Rob Zombie had a garden…
Canned Oxygen: Fad on the horizon.
The Poop Bank: Excuse me while I make a deposit.
