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This “forest gump” table set proves that much like life, salt and pepper shakers are also like a box of chocolates. One minute you’re blissfully unaware that two thermoplastic resin trees and a boar filled with toothpicks even existed. Then you spot this product, and all of a sudden you’re filled with an unquenchable desire to turn your dinner table into a functional wildlife diorama, and your wallet instantly becomes $53 lighter…That’s how they getcha.
Product Page: ($53)
Who needs TV during a meal when you can just plant these banana salt or pepper shakers in a giant centerpiece that looks like Carmen Miranda’s head, then sit back and watch your guests search for salt salvation while their food gets cold?…That’s entertainment!
Product Page: ($18)
These Mini Martini Salt and Pepper Shakers have the ability to create quite the controversy. Is salt pouring out of the shaker the best use for a shaker or is the lack of a martini coming out an absolute disgrace? It really depends on whether you are a sodium addict or alcoholic.
Product Page ($19.99)
Between salt and pepper, pepper always seems to get the short end of the stick. End of the dachsund, in this case.
Product Page ($11.99)
These shakers appear to be standing up but they are actually lying down. It’s an illllluuuusion. Apparently, the base also has a magnetized back so that you can stick it up on your fridge. Condiments have never been so mind blowing.
Product Page ($25)
Nobody will question your dedication to firepower when you come home and hang your coat, hat or bandoleer on a resin gunhook. And although the unmanly colors suggest that they were dipped in Paas Easter egg dye at some point, you can be sure that guests would have to have some large balls or no brain to bring it up.
Product Page: (1,600 Yen, or about $17)
The last thing you need when you are getting ready to eat a delicious meal is to be nagged about your salt consumption. A good Ninja is never detected until they want to be, so these Ninja Salt and Pepper shakers may be able to sneak some yummy salt in.
Product Page ($16.95)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
M1911 Pistol Shakers: Give you a shot of seasoning.
Rocket Beer Dispenser: Gets you drunk at warp speed.
Beer Ants: These ants get loaded while they work.
Giant Condom Pillow: For naps, storing prophylactics.
Assy McGee Ceramic Walking Anus Detective Bank: From now on, buttholes will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
Instead of salt water shooting out of the whale’s blowhole, you can shoot salt and pepper out of these stoneware whales at your own discretion. No need for the letters “S” and “P” to let you know which is which, the Whale’s colors should be clue enough.
Product Page ($48)
Show that steak you mean BBQ business with these salt and pepper shakers modeled after the legendary M1911 handgun.
Product Page (£13 or $21)
