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There needs to be a way to have a tropical drink without having to put a feminine umbrella into it. The Tropical Ice is your answer. Its realistic looking trunk and ice-shaped leaves will chill your drink and put images of warm beaches and scantily clad women into your head.
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This Party Roulette set gives you all the tension of playing Russian Roulette with ringing ears being the likely penalty for the loser rather than a hole in the head. That would seem to take some of the tension out of the game but see just how relaxed you can remain when you have a balloon just about to pop next to your ear (especially if that balloon was filled with water). A lesser version of this game came out this past spring in Korea, but it’s now available in the States.
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Flick Tack Toe is like a mashup between the classic tic tac toe game, paper football and cornhole.
It involves both skill & chance..just flick the chips up the ramp to land on the playing board – the special chip magic surface keeps them in place. You can even land on your opponent & take over his space. You can also do bank shots off the side walls. the game is not won until the final flick.
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At first glance, the idea of a cardboard TV may be a little silly, but I bet a kid with a good imagination is watching far better programming on this than adults who dropped $2,000 on an HDTV and only have the option of reality shows or 24 hr. news networks. Plus the kid assembled his TV by himself, and doesn’t have to watch commercials. An additional shark design is pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 27th-August 2nd, 2009:
Tile Coaster: What do ya’ know? It’s a dancing drug test on a coaster.
Stunning Aliens M14A Hero Pulse Rifle Replica: Apparently, the most accurate replica ever produced.
Toothpaste Heads: Toothpaste puking fun with Oscar & Pete.
Dog Food For Humans: Kooky chew dog food for humans.
Shark Week Postage Stamps: A marketing attack can come from anywhere—including the mail.
In case you haven’t noticed the barrage of advertising for the Discovery Channel’s 22nd year of Shark Week, be warned that a marketing attack can come from anywhere—including the mail.
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Even though a public swimming pool can’t compete with the beach, you can still take a boogie board in the water and experience a shark attack (of sorts) thanks to this Great White pool predator. This 29″ inflatable shark packs a bladder in its gills which turns it into a giant squirt gun when filled, soaking targets with a spray of chlorine and child piss. And if that still doesn’t give you a beach feeling, then you can always count on slaps in the face when you ogle women, and those wonderful feelings of inadequacy when you show your body in a swimsuit. That alone makes me feel like I’m there.
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If sharks are so adamant on taking bites out of people, take advantage of that desire by letting them take off little pieces of your fingernails with these shark shaped nail clippers. Open up the shark’s mouth, press down on his fin and you can trim your nails with ease. Comes with a handy chain so you can use it as a keychain and keep your grooming habits mobile.
See another picture of him with the clippers poised for action after the break.
Take this little shark with you to the bath, pull the cord and he will chomp away on that swimmer. The perfect toy when you are in safe water like your tub, because the odds of your running into a man eating shark larger than this plastic version are pretty slim.
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Unprovoked attacks on humans and multiple rows of razor sharp teeth are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the intimidating nature of sharks. Whoever wrote Jaws should have worked in their terrifying ability to blast water up to 30 ft. Or maybe that talent is limited only to this Shark Monster Blaster. Either way I should probably mention that I was a terrible biology student.
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