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Did you watch It’s Alway’s Sunny In Philadelphia yesterday? If so, you may have noticed the gang’s unique ideas for merchandising Paddy’s Pub. Well, maybe the “shot” gun wasn’t all that original, but the Dick Towel…good friggin’ Lord, the Dick Towel was hilarious. Not surprisingly, I found out you can actually dry off with this perverted piece of Americana for only $20! Still not convinced that you absolutely need this? Check out the hilarious video after the break (NSFW).
The purveyor of these shot glasses with painted zipper teeth and an actual zipper attached compare the half open/half closed zipper to the old half empty/half full adage. I think it equally applies to the decision on how many buttons the drinker of all these shots chooses to undo. The more shots that go down, the further the unbuttoning.
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I suppose you could put champagne in these tiny flutes, but they are actually intended for something a little stronger.
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Kill two birds with one stone by lathering up and shaving off excessive skin body hair at the same time with a refreshing bar of razor blade soap. It features a real rusty razor blade inside so make sure you have your tetanus shot up to date. And don’t worry, if you lose a nipple you can always find a replacement.
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These magnetic, double sided picture frames will make an acrobat out of anyone. Choose who you want to include, get a small headshot of them then place it in a frame. You can stack the miniature, stick figure like frames to make the group of people look like tiny acrobats doing a show just for you. If you are a bit more imaginative, I am betting you can find some alternate poses that may not be so flattering.
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I have seen some pretty cool conceptual versions of a Battleship Drinking Game, but this is the first I have seen that is actually available to be purchased. The concept is very simple: if your opponent takes a shot at your ships and hits one, then you have to take that shot. Keep going until all ships are hit or your opponent has to make a place to sleep in the bathroom. To give the game that final touch of realism, each shot glass has a picture of a ship on it.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 7th-13th, 2009:
Thumb Sumo: Thumb wars go Sumo.
Shotgun Drink Dispenser: Nothing goes together like liquor and guns.
Stress Relieving Pop Can Toy with Chickens Cluck: Nothing relieves stress like opening up a pop-top can of live chicken.
Walking Light Bulb: This light bulb’s boots are made for walking.
Spider Whack Ping Pong: The itsy bitsy spider runs into a big problem.
This product may not be available just yet, but I have to agree with the seller’s web site; once a pump shotgun drink dispenser is available they are going to go quickly. Just load up the bottle with the drink of your choice and pump that shotgun. Each pump will shoot out a 25 ml shot for your friends to enjoy. Nothing goes together like liquor and guns.
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Rainwater is the least of this spider’s worries—he has been nabbed by kids who intend to use him as a projectile for their ping pong paddles that double as a slingshot. He appears to be smiling, but that’s just because spiders are stupid. He has no idea about the horrors that await him.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 24th-30th, 2009:
Character Bags: Like origami for shopping bags.
Div Pro Tool: For smoking cigars and shotgunning beers on the golf course.
Ghostly Pirate Ship Shade: A scary night light.
ElectraPour: Illuminates your liquor.
Diablo The Satanic Chicken: Who would dare eat a satanic chicken?
