
The purveyor of these shot glasses with painted zipper teeth and an actual zipper attached compare the half open/half closed zipper to the old half empty/half full adage. I think it equally applies to the decision on how many buttons the drinker of all these shots chooses to undo. The more shots that go down, the further the unbuttoning.
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When your start to slur your words during a heavy night of drinking, simply reference one of these emoticon shot glasses to express yourself in a more concise manner. Each glass in the four piece set features a different series of emoticons: kiss/flirt, dance/sing, play/win and laugh/shout.
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Drinking done correctly is as much about the experience as it is the buzz. The Winestein and Bombs Away Shot Glasses are made for pure fun, one of the few times the alcohol will take a back seat to how they are served.
The Winestein is made for those people who enjoy the manly feel of a beer mug but prefer the taste of fermented grapes. Not only is the glass a bit more manly, but it is also much easier to hold onto that mug handle than the delicate stem of a wine glass.The Bombs Away shot glasses pictured below are meant for one thing and one thing only: to down shot after shot while making shrill whistling noises like there is incoming artillery. Drinking out of these glasses is so much fun it may be one of the few times you can get those teetotallers to join you.
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These two Pirates of the Caribbean shot glasses have a little something for everyone. The women would obviously take Johnny Depp just because they find him attractive. And half the men would take Davy Jones because men like gross things in general. The other half of the men probably just prefer men that don’t have beards consisting of tentacles. Although that could change after a few shots.
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This set contains everything you need to have a good time with alcohol: 4 shot glasses, game pieces and rules for four drinking games. It’s also attractively packaged in a case that will look all too familiar in your very near future if you keep drinking like that.
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Pour a shot into these little lava lamp replicas and they light up. Pound it down and the light goes out. That makes it very easy to find out who is just acting the poser in the drinking department, all you have to do is notice whose light stays lit for far too long.
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Getting ready to join a lodge? You’ll fit right in when you take your shots out of a glass that has a pewter animal head attached to it. You can choose from a Bull, Bear, Moose, Deer or Rhinoceros that will balance on their nose, ears and horns when flipped. The product page says they can also be used as candle holders, paperweights or simply decoration. No doubt putting a vanilla scented candle in one of these babies will distract you from the wood paneled walls, stains and darkness that define the lodge experience.
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The sight of Freddy Krueger’s gruesome face and a little dripping blood is just scary enough that I need a drink to settle myself down. This Nightmare On Elm Street set of shot glasses give you both the face and the blood which means you can drink pretty much all day. I am not sure how that is different than any other day, but so be it. A Jason version is available for a dollar more.
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didn’t think that anything could surpass the flamingo beer bong in terms of sheer drinking weirdness, but that was before I stumbled upon Caulkshots. Using the recharge kit, you simply combine gelatin with your favorite alcohol and pour the mixture into the caulking tube. After an 8 hour stint in the fridge you have 12 gelatin shots that can be dispensed using a standard caulk gun.
A video available after the break illustrates the process using the infinite marketing power of an attractive woman sucking on a tube of caulk. Enjoy!
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