
The Hot and Wet Shower Curtain lets you be a nude cover model every time you are in the shower. The shower curtain has the look of a magazine cover, though this magazine is on the par of Barely Legal. You may not look your best in the morning, but luckily you won’t be able to see yourself. Force others to confront that scary image.
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PB and J makes a great lunch and it makes a great soap as well. This handmade beauty will look so good you will have to make yourself a sandwich as soon as you finish rinsing. This soap has the crusts cut off as an unexpected bonus.
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Isn’t it about time your nose made friends with Mr. Snot? After all, no one knows your nose like this little green guy.
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Close your eyes when you are in the shower and you could just as easily be outside in the rain. This shower curtain captures the famous scene with Gene Kelly singing and dancing. Of course when you are in your shower you would hope there would not be some strange man in there with you, with or without an umbrella.
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Someone has finally caught on to the board game potential of prison with the “Don’t Drop the Soap” game. The objective, as stated on the product page, is to ”Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.” Did I mention that you also get 5 collectible criminal tokens including a Gat and a bag of coke? Now that is some wholesome family entertainment.
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If you’re looking for a great way to compliment the Bloody Serial Killer shower curtain we’ve featured in the past, how about adding the Blood Bath mat? It’s a combination fit for the Rob Zombie level of horror movie fanatics, plus it will make any bathroom floor look clean.
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Clean yourself with a sponge that reminds you of the yummy BLT waiting for you when you get out of the shower. Worst case you can whip up a PB&J if you are too lazy to cook bacon. But it all starts with the bread.
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