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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Contest Reminder: Today is the final day to win Garbage Pail Kids wall and laptop graphics.
Feature: 10 ultimate weapons for nerd self-defense.
Certificate of Virginity: Gives you a fake fresh start.
The Getty Lamp: Looks like a portal into another dimension.
Exhaust Chopsticks: Shift Chinese food into overdrive.
The Blood Energy Potion was okay tasting, but it falls a bit short if you crave human meat. That problem has been remedied with this bleeding heart gummy candy from Think Geek. Inside each heart is squishy candies full of liquid blood and, for good measure, they have also included a separate vial of blood if things just aren’t messy enough. I suppose it goes without saying, but you should probably wear a bib or a smock when you tear into one of these. Better yet, just stand naked in the bathtub.
As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
Just because you have to take time out of your day to clean up in the shower does not mean you need to be any less productive there. Inspiration can strike any time and the Aqua Notes notepad will be sure you have a way to document those million dollar ideas before they are lost in the bowels of your feeble mind. Useful anywhere you need to make notes but where a normal notepad might turn to mush.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 28th-October 4th, 2009:
Hot And Wet Shower Curtain: Be a cover model every morning.
Alligetter LED Tool: Strong jaws for small places.
Perfume Bottle USB Card Reader: Now Available single co-workers may think that you actually care about your hygiene.
Mummies Vs. Vampires Checkers: It is a battle for supremacy in the underworld.
Screaming Flying Granny: Still has some life in her.
The Hot and Wet Shower Curtain lets you be a nude cover model every time you are in the shower. The shower curtain has the look of a magazine cover, though this magazine is on the par of Barely Legal. You may not look your best in the morning, but luckily you won’t be able to see yourself. Force others to confront that scary image.
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PB and J makes a great lunch and it makes a great soap as well. This handmade beauty will look so good you will have to make yourself a sandwich as soon as you finish rinsing. This soap has the crusts cut off as an unexpected bonus.
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Isn’t it about time your nose made friends with Mr. Snot? After all, no one knows your nose like this little green guy.
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Close your eyes when you are in the shower and you could just as easily be outside in the rain. This shower curtain captures the famous scene with Gene Kelly singing and dancing. Of course when you are in your shower you would hope there would not be some strange man in there with you, with or without an umbrella.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 3rd-9th, 2009:
RX Cocktail Shaker: Will cure what ails you.
Light Bulb Flask Keychain: Won’t give you any bright ideas.
The Recordable Megaphone: Preserves your delicate vocal cords.
Beer Can Shift Knob: Puts class in park.
Geek Glasses: LOL…I’m drunk.
