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Close your eyes when you are in the shower and you could just as easily be outside in the rain. This shower curtain captures the famous scene with Gene Kelly singing and dancing. Of course when you are in your shower you would hope there would not be some strange man in there with you, with or without an umbrella.
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I would say that you had to be a sports nut to want to eat chips and dip out of a baseball glove, but this one actually offers a useful function for outdoor eating. To start using it to eat your favorite dip, just push the button and the ball containing the dip will open as it plays “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”. The ball does not stay open forever, just long enough for you to get some dip. Then it closes to keep all those nasty little critters out of it. So now you have fresh dip and you get to hear that same song over and over again. I am sure you can figure a way to mute the sound if you want to keep using it.
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Nothing cures a bad mood like a dancing, singing duck that lights up and indiscriminately lays plastic eggs. Thinking about getting engaged? How about putting the ring in one of those plastic eggs? Eh Eh? Seriously though, don’t do that.
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Everyone around you will cringe in fear when you pull this microphone out of your pocket. We have all heard bad karaoke and one more lame attempt at public singing might just push us over the edge. They will be doubly appalled when they find out it is your own personal ashtray. If there is one thing more socially unacceptable than the public singing these days it is smoking.
Toys that dance and sing when provoked by a clap of the hands are always stupid—but when you make a golf bag version even I think the product line has gone too far. Chip here will dance, sing, and insult you with three different songs. He is also available in blue, green, and black versions.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 5th-11th 2008:
Dalmatian Dominoes : Spotted dogs make for great dominoes.
Empire Mugs : A tribute to Warhol’s excruciating 8 hour film.
Penis Shampoo Dispenser : Love juices that leave your hair soft and manageable. (NSFW)
Shadow Magic : Captures your shadow puppets for posterity.
Giant Captain Kirk Action Figure : 18 inches of pure Shatner.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
The Holga camera has long been a favorite of professional and amateur photographers because of its relatively low price point and the fact that flaws in the design can potentially create unique and surrealistic images. This particular Holga camera may also prove to be a hit with cat lovers because it features a cat faced design, 8 different meow sounds, it plays a song, and it has a series of colored blinking lights. It even comes packaged in a cat-themed can.
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Do you think you need to have actual musical ability to want to have a Keyboard themed shower curtain? Your bathroom already has a musical vibe to it, what with your singing in the shower and all. So the fact that you can’t play the piano is perfect since you can’t sing either.
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This Singing Flamingo is one way to be sure people aren’t crowding you down at the beach this summer. They may think you are odd bringing your pink flamingo with nerdy glasses and horrendous shorts to the beach, but the tenth time they hear it singing “You Are My Sunshine” they will be leave your area like you have leprosy.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 3rd-9th 2007.
Meatwad Action Figure: You can’t beat this meat.
Singing Elvis Coffee Mug: Wake up with a cup of the king.
Retro Condom Caddy: Are you “lucky” or “cocky?”
Kama Sutra Dice: No matter how you throw, you are always a winner.
Puke Pets: Don’t throw out that stained shirt just yet.
The last five gadgets are available after the break.
