
Aeration may be required to keep your fish’s aquarium in a healthy state, but they would probably prefer no aeration at all to the bubbles this skeleton on the toilet is introducing. At least the skeleton has the decency to cover his private area with his hands so he doesn’t offend those female fish.
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Halloween is going to be here before you know it, so start getting your decorations now. This Thinker statue is only different than the original in that he has lost all his skin and organs. This skeleton statue is 9.5″ high which makes it perfect for a desktop decoration. No boss should ask you to remove it based on its artistic value. Besides, you are just trying to brighten the place up with your holiday spirit.
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Rainwater is the least of this spider’s worries—he has been nabbed by kids who intend to use him as a projectile for their ping pong paddles that double as a slingshot. He appears to be smiling, but that’s just because spiders are stupid. He has no idea about the horrors that await him.
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No Halloween yard decor is complete without a skeleton trying to unearth itself next to your minivan. This one comes with 7 hard plastic body parts including a 7″ illuminated skull that helps keep kids from tripping over it while drawing attention to Boney’s “Hey Mom, look what I can do!” pose.
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The Skull Phone has a handset that is accessible by removing the face from the skeleton. In addition to ringing, the eyes will light up to let you know you have an incoming call. When not in use the skull will sit quietly alongside all your other body part decorations.
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There are plenty of ways to store hats, wigs, glasses and such items. This three dimensional laser cut skeleton sculpture is perfectly made for that duty since it’s human shape will fit them perfectly. Store enough items on it and it will look like a strange person sitting on top of your dresser. It doubles as a way to get you up quicker each day—seeing an apparent stranger in the room will get your mind racing immediately.
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If there ever was a household gadget I worried about coming alive to enslave it’s human oppressors, this creepy robot LED torch/nightlight would be it. It can transform into three different forms: humanoid robot, scrambling spider and standing spider. Additional images are available after the break.
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If you are looking to have a few people over on Halloween, wouldn’t this Casket Invitation Box be an ideal way to invite them? They may be a bit thrown off when they first open and find a skeleton, but their eyes will quickly notice the “alcohol provided” note you put there for them. You can break the news to them that all you have is Pabst Blue Ribbon when they actually show up.
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This statue gives you a realistic depiction of what Rodin’s The Thinker would look like today if he weren’t made of some non-biodegradable material. It will also give your front porch a terrifying but art appreciating look to it. I am sure all those trick and treaters will appreciate that. Available in all bronze or white boned with a bronze base.
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