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Since we still have a day to squeeze in those last few Halloween related products, here’s a skull chair, spine lamp and what appears to be a brain ottoman, which must have been removed from the skull in order to make way for ass. I guess it could also be an intestine cube, but who cares? Either way you’ll have a place to put your feet up.
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Remember that scene in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull where Indiana Jones survives a nuclear blast by hiding in a fridge? Well now you can commemorate that horrible piece of cinematic history by spending $175 on a 12-inch action figure. A gallery of images is available after the break.
It’s called the Pumpkin Pal, but there is nothing friendly about stabbing your Jack O’ Lantern with a sword. On the other hand, it does light up, so it is safer than candles as a light source—and kids can pull it out of the pumpkin skull King Arthur style and use it as a safety light while trick-or-treating. Additional images are available after the break.
Dinosaur skulls aren’t so elusive when you only have to excavate a credit card from your wallet and type “Etsy” into a search engine. Those tireless efforts will put you on the path to getting your very own hand-crocheted 12 1/2″ x 9″ skull which is made from acrylic yarn, paint and plaster, then sprayed with matte medium to prevent crumbling. Certainly, a skeletal composition like that leaves no doubt as to why this species would have gone the way of the Dodo.
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Now that you have decapitated everyone’s favorite Spider-Man, go ahead and cram some LEDs into his eyes and spin his skull for hours on end. Hey, Spider-Man had a dangerous lifestyle—it was only a matter of time before some kid chopped his head off and used it as a top.
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No Halloween yard decor is complete without a skeleton trying to unearth itself next to your minivan. This one comes with 7 hard plastic body parts including a 7″ illuminated skull that helps keep kids from tripping over it while drawing attention to Boney’s “Hey Mom, look what I can do!” pose.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 24th-30th, 2009:
Character Bags: Like origami for shopping bags.
Div Pro Tool: For smoking cigars and shotgunning beers on the golf course.
Ghostly Pirate Ship Shade: A scary night light.
ElectraPour: Illuminates your liquor.
Diablo The Satanic Chicken: Who would dare eat a satanic chicken?
This must be what hell is like. A couple of speakers shoved into your skull, doomed to spend an eternity listening to a nerd’s internet wanderings.
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Who would dare eat a satanic chicken? With his human skull helmet, evil whoopie cushion, Necronomicon and oversized novelty bacon accessories, Diablo just might conjure up some sort of voodoo spell over your KFC.
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There is nothing to liven up that party more than starting up a strobe light to watch people move like they are in a stop motion movie. This Strobe Light Flashing Skull will turn that home made movie into a horror show when each flash emanates from the empty eye sockets. The chrome finish will result in some very strange reflections that will add to the effect.
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