As you can see, this is not exactly the same sort of Indiana Jones Mola Ram action figure you might find at your local toy store. It isn’t priced like it either. Of course, for $300 you get a super-detailed 28-inch piece of art.
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As if it wasn’t enough that you chose to buy a skull that is a stapler, this one looks like a souvenir that you would find from some crazy Pacific tribe who prides themselves on headhunting. If that is the image you want to project at work, then you also get a removable skull cap that reveals a storage spot for paper clips or change.
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If kids were splitting open your skull to store their slobbery toothbrushes, you would be pissed off too.
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The true mixed drink aficionado will appreciate being able to stir his favorite concoction with a mixed drink on a stick. Whether it is a fruity, girlie-man drink or a chilled shot of whiskey, there is a swizzle stick for any occasion. See the whole set of 10 swizzle sticks in action after the break.
This product is yet another in a long line of products that answer the simple question: Why have two products when one will do the job of both? Use the timer to cook the egg just right and then use it as a base as an egg cup.
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Indulge your inner zombie by cracking a skull and eating brains for breakfast. It won’t take much imagination on your part when you use this lifelike, pewter skull egg cup. Not for the squeamish, particularly that early in the morning.
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Since we still have a day to squeeze in those last few Halloween related products, here’s a skull chair, spine lamp and what appears to be a brain ottoman, which must have been removed from the skull in order to make way for ass. I guess it could also be an intestine cube, but who cares? Either way you’ll have a place to put your feet up.
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Remember that scene in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull where Indiana Jones survives a nuclear blast by hiding in a fridge? Well now you can commemorate that horrible piece of cinematic history by spending $175 on a 12-inch action figure. A gallery of images is available after the break.
It’s called the Pumpkin Pal, but there is nothing friendly about stabbing your Jack O’ Lantern with a sword. On the other hand, it does light up, so it is safer than candles as a light source—and kids can pull it out of the pumpkin skull King Arthur style and use it as a safety light while trick-or-treating. Additional images are available after the break.
Dinosaur skulls aren’t so elusive when you only have to excavate a credit card from your wallet and type “Etsy” into a search engine. Those tireless efforts will put you on the path to getting your very own hand-crocheted 12 1/2″ x 9″ skull which is made from acrylic yarn, paint and plaster, then sprayed with matte medium to prevent crumbling. Certainly, a skeletal composition like that leaves no doubt as to why this species would have gone the way of the Dodo.
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