If your snowmen look more like Beavis and less like three perfectly graduated balls, it’s time to invest in a Willysphere. These tools can quickly make perfect spheres out of sand or snow, and are offered in varying widths to create a variety of different sizes. Minutes of fun will follow when you create snowmen, sandmen, snowballs, sandballs, a giant pair of buttcheeks, or a pair of geometrically perfect breasts using Willysphere’s unique sombrero shape as the perfect nipple shaped topper. They aren’t available in the US yet, but keep your eyes peeled, because they should be soon.
You will really have to put a lot of thought into how sweet you want your coffee when every little bit of sugar you take drains a little bit more life out of the snowman. Your sweet tooth will become a death sentence for him.
When society gets into a rut where it can’t produce any worthwhile new inventions, we fall back on our obsession with changing products that already exist. In that spirit we offer this snowman made from a tampon. Standing at a mighty 3 1/2 inches, the flowman and his absorbing power will command giggles from your girlfriends and give any song that mentions snow a nice menstrual cycle vibe.
Making a snowman is a time honored tradition. But coming up with a carrot, charcoal, a corncob pipe and a proper hat is not was easy today as it may have been in the past. This kit will give you everything you need in one box so that your kids won’t be disappointed when they are looking for the final pieces to the snowman they spent hours building.
Marcel Dzama’s melting canisters are a reflection of his move from Winnipeg to New York. Three of the four are actually usable with airtight lids. They range in height from 9″ to 2.5″. These guys would look perfect if you put little Calvin and Hobbes figures with them.
When society gets into a rut where it can’t produce any worthwhile new inventions, we fall back on our obsession with changing products that already exist. In that spirit we offer this 
