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solar-queen

No reason to wait for a special event to see the Queen of England doing her traditional wave. The handbag she is holding has a solar collector built into it that will provide power for her to keep waving. As long as the sun is shining she will greet any commoner who chooses to buy this figure. In addition to the blue dress shown you can get her with a pink or orange dress.

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light up body parts

This Halloween, replace those solar lights flanking your walkway with a set of these glowing body parts. Battery operated, the “severed limbs flash and glow an unearthly red.”

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 22nd-28th, 2009:

Granny Foosball: Score with the elderly.

Boob Shaped Boiled Sweets: Care for a succulent fruity boob?

Pull-Back Car Erasers: Speed through your mistakes.

Relaxation Ninja: Battles stress with solar power.

Chainsaw Pizza Cutter: Nothing goes with beer and pizza like a chainsaw.

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solar-ninja

This little ninja is said to bring good luck and happiness to the home by harnessing the awesome power of the sun to nod his head like an idot for hours on end. In other words, he agrees with everything you say. Is relaxation ninja a dumbass? Yes! Yes you are!

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solar-toilet-boy

Yeah, its a orange dude sitting on a toilet, reading a book. Did I mention that it harnesses the sun’s awesome power to repeatedly nod it’s head? It’s a good thing too, because it would be a shame if even five cents worth of electricity was wasted on this thing. Additional images are available after the break.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 13th-19th, 2009:

Disk Brake Coasters: For mechanics who like to keep a tidy house.

T-Shirt Radio: Falls a bit short.

Final Fantasy Buster Sword Keychain: Won’t help in a street fight.

The Bacon Skateboard: Allows you to pull off a frontside porkslide.

Mr. Bump Alarm Clock: Responds to physical abuse.

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solar_squirrel

Harnessing the power of the sun, this squirrel glows brightly when the sun goes down. But be warned—he is not of this planet. The Solar squirrel’s powers are great and he knows no mercy. Step on the flowerbed or, worse yet, eyeball his nut and he will unleash a wrath upon you not seen since biblical times.

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He doesn’t talk much, but you can tell that this monkey likes to party. Powered by the sun, he will turn your flowerbed into a dance club by alternating between red, green and blue LED colors.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 22nd-28th 2008:

Collapsed Horse Bean Bag: Your horse is as lazy as you are.

Curry Cup Noodle Tissue Roll Holder: Make that tasteful toilet paper blend in with your filth.  

Sudoku Ninja Doll:  Attacks stress when it least expects it.

Fornasetti Chair: Even my furniture dislikes smoking.

Watermelon Wrist Rest: For screen cleaning and wrist support.

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Now you can explore the mysteries of the universe from the comfort of your bed thanks to this orrery-esque ceiling light. The planets orbit around the “sun” and the included CD takes you on an audio tour of the solar system. There is even a remote control with a built-in laser pointer for highlighting objects and simulating comets and meteors. An additional image is available after the break.

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