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Put this mini Ultraman in the sun and he will nod his head randomly during what I can only assume are hallucinations brought on by sunstroke. Yeah, he is looking a little pale…and his head is kind of swollen in the shape of a TV. Also available in the standard version pictured after the break.
The answer is yes…if you pulled that piece of chocolate out of a skunks ass. Seriously, there is a very distinct skunky smell to this supposedly chocolate-scented solar calculator. It’s really small too—even compared to a mass-produced, cost-cut candy bar in 2010.
As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 21st-27th, 2009:
Shoe Horn Garden Pot: Grows a useful gadget.
Crazy Monkey: Get your hands off this monkey’s banana.
Motion-Activated Traffic Light Dog Toy: Red means stop chewing on my stuff.
Flickin’ Chicken: It’s like horsehoes, but with chicken choking.
USB Cannon Speaker: Blasts out the music.
The cockroach is renowned for its ability to survive damn near anything. Adding a solar energy source that will never run out of power as long as the sun is shining is just asking for trouble. Forget Skynet and terminators, this type of technology will have little mechanical cockroaches running the planet in no time.
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Until now you probably thought squirrels were only good for target practice and as the main course in “Roadkill Surprise”, but could the marriage of a squirrel and a whisk mean their profiles hold magical powers that can blend your baking ingredients into a smooth, creamy texture while adding enough air to ensure a level of fluffiness never before achieved by kitchen utensils? What else could explain the existence of a product like this?
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No reason to wait for a special event to see the Queen of England doing her traditional wave. The handbag she is holding has a solar collector built into it that will provide power for her to keep waving. As long as the sun is shining she will greet any commoner who chooses to buy this figure. In addition to the blue dress shown you can get her with a pink or orange dress.
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This Halloween, replace those solar lights flanking your walkway with a set of these glowing body parts. Battery operated, the “severed limbs flash and glow an unearthly red.”
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 22nd-28th, 2009:
Granny Foosball: Score with the elderly.
Boob Shaped Boiled Sweets: Care for a succulent fruity boob?
Pull-Back Car Erasers: Speed through your mistakes.
Relaxation Ninja: Battles stress with solar power.
Chainsaw Pizza Cutter: Nothing goes with beer and pizza like a chainsaw.
This little ninja is said to bring good luck and happiness to the home by harnessing the awesome power of the sun to nod his head like an idot for hours on end. In other words, he agrees with everything you say. Is relaxation ninja a dumbass? Yes! Yes you are!
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