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I just wanted to take this time to wish our readers a happy holiday and express my sincere gratitude for your patronage. With that in mind, enjoy this sexy goth spider woman sculpture. I went ahead and digitally fitted her with a Santa hat as well. Festive!
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 7th-13th, 2009:
Thumb Sumo: Thumb wars go Sumo.
Shotgun Drink Dispenser: Nothing goes together like liquor and guns.
Stress Relieving Pop Can Toy with Chickens Cluck: Nothing relieves stress like opening up a pop-top can of live chicken.
Walking Light Bulb: This light bulb’s boots are made for walking.
Spider Whack Ping Pong: The itsy bitsy spider runs into a big problem.
Rainwater is the least of this spider’s worries—he has been nabbed by kids who intend to use him as a projectile for their ping pong paddles that double as a slingshot. He appears to be smiling, but that’s just because spiders are stupid. He has no idea about the horrors that await him.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 31st – September 6th, 2009:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Carl Nesting Doll: Carl Brutananadilewski’s nesting doll dissection.
Shrimp Massager: Has magic claws to work sore muscles.
Gadget Gum: Deliciously synthetic.
Latex Baby Bat: Bat Boy lives!
Transformer Robot Model Resin Ashtray: Aka Transformers bumblebee ashtray.
Now that you have decapitated everyone’s favorite Spider-Man, go ahead and cram some LEDs into his eyes and spin his skull for hours on end. Hey, Spider-Man had a dangerous lifestyle—it was only a matter of time before some kid chopped his head off and used it as a top.
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Yeah, we know Halloween is still over two months away, but the hell with it; when you spot a product that tries to give some personality to a metal “L” , you have to show some support.
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We are right in the middle of the hot and steamy summer, so it is time to turn our thoughts to scaring the hell out of kids on Halloween. The Ambushing Arachnid is sound activated and goes through a whole routine meant to move pesky children along quickly. When it is activated, it first makes storm sounds including thunder all punctuated by some screaming. Three seconds later it drops almost 5 feet carrying along a web like lattice work that obscures the restraining cord. Ten seconds later the spider retracts and waits for his next mark to arrive. All good fun.
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These journals say: “you’re not reading this sensitive information, unless you pick up this book and open it.” Indeed, diaries aren’t the most secure way to protect your innermost thoughts, but your secrets will sure look pretty written over the ghosted image of a classic comic book cover (featured on every page). Still, who the hell really uses diaries these days anyway? Available in Thor, Spider-Man and Fantastic Four versions.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 11th-17th, 2009:
Rocksmith Skate Deck: Allows you to pull off the “360 Ghetto Blaster”.
Spiderman Earbuds: My Spidey-Sense is tingling… With tunes.
Transforming Lumberjack to Werewolf Plush: No need for an ax here.
Play-Doh Star Wars Can Topper: Obi Wan Kenobi and R2-D2.
Ox-Head Talking Time And Digital Temperature Alarm Clock With LED Headlamp: Hahaha…what?
