
Eating it is one thing, but bathing with Ramen noodles takes stretching that meager college budget to whole new levels. Not to worry though, this Ramen won’t leave you smelling like chili lime shrimp—it’s actually liquid soap packaged to look like Ramen. Although, now that I think about it, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was actually scented like your favorite flavors. This is Japan we’re talking about after all.
Product Page ($TBA via AkihabaraNews via Gizmodo)

From Fashionably Geek: I have two words for you: burrito-vision. That’s right, you will have the power of the burrito—the ability to look at someone and make them fart uncontrollably. Now that’s a superpower.
Also available in brick and sponge versions, which give you the power to…uh, manipulate walls and give sponge baths from a distance?
Click Here For Brick and Sponge Versions

Nothing lathers up like a burger sponge. It’s a fact. It’s what the Hamburglar uses in prison so he doesn’t have to take risks with bar soap.
Product Page (£5 or $8)

Clean yourself with a sponge that reminds you of the yummy BLT waiting for you when you get out of the shower. Worst case you can whip up a PB&J if you are too lazy to cook bacon. But it all starts with the bread.
Product Page ($10)

Maybe you aren’t rolling in enough cash to have a wad of it lying around, but you can bathe with a pile of money using the Cash Sponge. It will be a good reminder at 6 in the morning as to why you are awake and in the shower. If there were no cash to be had by going to work it would be much easier to roll in around noon.
Product Page ($14.95 AU, about $10)

I don’t spend a lot of time thinking of ways to keep my tea pot from dripping, but someone obviously does. And if there is one thing we just love here it is products that look like something else. It may seem odd to have a lemon wedge on your tea pot but it is a whole lot better looking than some kind of sponge. Or whatever you would typically use for this purpose.
Product Page ($2.99)

The Umbrella Stand with Sponge Base is both a simple and useful design. One upright with a hoop to act as the holder, it looks like it takes up very little space at all. And the sponge base to catch the drippings off those wet umbrellas is sheer genius. I had to share this because this has obviously not gotten the attention it deserves or I would have seen it before now.
Product Page ($155)