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Everyone enjoyed posing for this product photo except for the little guy on the lower left hand side of the pan, who just realized that the cloned faces he was forging in batter every morning were actually for human consumption. Nooooooooo!!!!
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Halloween is going to be here before you know it, so start getting your decorations now. This Thinker statue is only different than the original in that he has lost all his skin and organs. This skeleton statue is 9.5″ high which makes it perfect for a desktop decoration. No boss should ask you to remove it based on its artistic value. Besides, you are just trying to brighten the place up with your holiday spirit.
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Fred Conlon’s Gnome Be Gone statues have been protecting your gardens and wine, now he is making that same level of protection available to your cubicle. And being an ever vigilant sentry is not his only duty, he will also hold your business cards and a single pen/pencil. Just beware those razor sharp teeth when putting your fingers anywhere near him, I somewhat doubt this guy is OSHA approved.
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Although the product page suggests it, I doubt there are many biker bars out there that would be keen on having a pink scooter mounted on walls normally reserved for neon beer signs and stains. However, I’m sure just by hearing the words “scooter wall decor” there’s at least one demographic that would be all ears, and that would be those who own 1950’s themed diners, or any restaurant that saturates the walls with crazy shit.
Product Page: ($637.13)
If you are into Suicide Girls, I have a couple of wall sculptures you might be interested in. An additional sculpture is pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 13th-19th, 2009:
Baby Bottle Fan: A disaster waiting to happen.
The iMagnet: Turns your entire fridge into an iPod.
NFL Lawn Statues: These belong under a disco ball.
Spinning Dubz Air Freshener: Pimps your car with freshness.
Stone Cold Ice Tray: Easter Island heads provide icy goodness.
Ever wonder what the NFL would look like if it was run by a Studio 54, Solid Gold and Village People conglomerate? Well, you can get an idea when you put one of these NFL lawn statues in your yard. Although the QB will never part with the ball, he’ll still entertain you with his endless cycle of throwing motions that seem to say: “Go deep…deeper…deeper……..deeper”. Plus, with weather resistant mylar construction you can keep the action going all season long, or at least until your team starts to suck. 11 team colors are available and each figure stands 44″ x 28″.
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If you can steer your gaze away from the Jay Leno tribute on top and the Moai murder investigation below, you’ll discover that Fred has released a silicone ice tray that will produce cube à la Easter Island to give your beverages a touch of South Pacific mystery, and of course, subject you to an endless barrage of “Dumb dumb, you give me gum gum” quotes.
Product Page: (Available This Fall)
Some creatures just don’t have any respect for your garden full of statues, gnomes in particular. This Wrecking Ball Garden Sculpture has just one purpose and that is to leave no other sculpture standing. He will leave no stone unturned to destroy all others, it is just who he is. Since it is made of recycled military-surplus steel and a reclaimed army helmet used during WWII, it is an environmentally friendly product as well.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of March 16th-22nd, 2009:
3D FaceStatue: Might be the creepiest product of all-time.
1-900 Hotline: Sexes you up without phone fees.
8 Of The Weirdest St. Patrick’s Day Drinking Vessels: The following drinking vessels may be weird—but they will certainly get the job done.
Flying F#*K Helicopter: A literal “flying fuck”.
Brass Knuckle Bob and Silver Knuckle Sal: Cuddly, mustachioed weaponry.
