Could it be that chasing cars, sniffing ass and eating your own puke is the gateway to spiritual Nirvana, or is that look just gas? Probably better to take the high road on this one. A cat version is pictured after the break.
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This is just a statue, but imagine if there were real 17-inch tall zombies. Biting ankles, eating the brains of your wiener dog…it would be quite troublesome.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 7th-13th, 2009:
New Feature: Show us your stupidest, nerdiest toys and gadgets.
Ultimate R2-D2 Statue: Comes with bells, whistles (and a periscope, saw, gripper…)
Guillotine Ornament: Festively morbid.
Handmade Felt Mice: Your favorite nerdy movie roles, played by mice on a Christmas tree.
Flip Book Sticky Notes: Avoid unnecessary messaging.
There have been several R2-D2 collectible statues in the past, but this new version from Gentle Giant is certainly among the most detailed. The model is 1:6 scale, and it includes eight accessories like: a periscope scanner, gripper, saw, and more. There are also slots for a lightsaber and scopes in his head, the torso has working panels and his arms are removable. Expect R2 to ship starting in June.
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Everyone enjoyed posing for this product photo except for the little guy on the lower left hand side of the pan, who just realized that the cloned faces he was forging in batter every morning were actually for human consumption. Nooooooooo!!!!
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Halloween is going to be here before you know it, so start getting your decorations now. This Thinker statue is only different than the original in that he has lost all his skin and organs. This skeleton statue is 9.5″ high which makes it perfect for a desktop decoration. No boss should ask you to remove it based on its artistic value. Besides, you are just trying to brighten the place up with your holiday spirit.
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Fred Conlon’s Gnome Be Gone statues have been protecting your gardens and wine, now he is making that same level of protection available to your cubicle. And being an ever vigilant sentry is not his only duty, he will also hold your business cards and a single pen/pencil. Just beware those razor sharp teeth when putting your fingers anywhere near him, I somewhat doubt this guy is OSHA approved.
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Although the product page suggests it, I doubt there are many biker bars out there that would be keen on having a pink scooter mounted on walls normally reserved for neon beer signs and stains. However, I’m sure just by hearing the words “scooter wall decor” there’s at least one demographic that would be all ears, and that would be those who own 1950’s themed diners, or any restaurant that saturates the walls with crazy shit.
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If you are into Suicide Girls, I have a couple of wall sculptures you might be interested in. An additional sculpture is pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 13th-19th, 2009:
Baby Bottle Fan: A disaster waiting to happen.
The iMagnet: Turns your entire fridge into an iPod.
NFL Lawn Statues: These belong under a disco ball.
Spinning Dubz Air Freshener: Pimps your car with freshness.
Stone Cold Ice Tray: Easter Island heads provide icy goodness.
