Stewie-shaped ice cubes are fun anytime, but they are particularly festive during football season.
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Of all people in the world, you wouldn’t think Stewie would steer you wrong. So if he says there is a slight chance of sprinkles with a chance of doom tomorrow, he is probably right. And if he isn’t right tomorrow, he will be someday. In the meantime, this mug will hold all your liquids just fine regardless of the doom factor.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 21st-27th 2008.
“iPhone” Inspired Pocket Scale: Gimmick or a clever disguise for drug dealers on the go? You decide.
“Don’t Taz Me Bro” Action Figure: The police may not have heeded his word, but at least the guy got an action figure out of it.
“Sex in Progress” Lamp: You’ve been warned.
Family Guy Stewie Butthole Blower: Blow bubbles from Stewie’s butthole.
Wrong Number Generator: Severely punish those who insist on keeping a landline.
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
Besides automatically blowing bubbles from his butt, this Stewie Griffin figure will say 17 phrases from the tv show. Take this gem for instance: ” You should continue to sanitize my crevasse and be grateful for the opportunity.” Now that is a useless toy worth wasting your money on. Speaking of wasting money, the Stewie Griffin football will also fit the bill nicely.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 29th-November 4th 2007.
The Crapper: Maybe he should take his pants off before dropping that deuce.
6-Inch Penis Lighter: It REALLY burns when this dude pees.
Royal Flush Teapot: Because tea and gambling are a natural pairing.
Calculator Belt Buckle: For country nerds.
Three Stooges Talking Head Covers: Perfect Christmas gift for any man with a taste for old-timey physical humor.
The last five gadgets are available after the break.
Any fan of the Family Guy television series would surely appreciate and enjoy a foam football patterned after Stewie Griffin’s oddly shaped head. I suppose it was only a matter of time before someone thought of this —after all, it is a pretty natural pairing. I only wish it had the capability of shouting “what the deuce?!” whilst flying in the air.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 22nd-28th 2007.
Desktop Finger Hammer: All the fun of the circus on your office desktop.
Giant Breast: One big tit is all you need.
Honda Dashboard Style Clock: A perfect clock for any car fanatic.
Pi Wallet: If there is a nerdier wallet, I haven’t seen it.
Family Guy Charge-Itz: Let Stewie handle all your electronics charging needs.
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
If you want to leave your electronics somewhere for safekeeping, Would Stewie be the best person to leave in charge? The dynamite and rockets would make me lean towards no.
They say that with this cradle you will never misplace your hand held electronic device again. Not that I have seen my cellphone disappear after sitting on my dresser to charge, but maybe I am just lucky.
What we really have here is a charging cradle that can be used for cell phones, iPods or any other reasonably sized electronics. The charging cord can be run through the bottom of the cradle while a foam pressure securing mechanism holds it tight. My guess is that means you just jam your device into the foam and it can’t move. Ingenious as all of Stewie’s creations are.
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If you are reading this, chances are you are a big Family Guy fan. It might also be safe to say that your favorite character is probably Stewie. The question is – are you a big enough fan to drop $30 on the new talking Stewie USB?
Does the fact that the device responds to keystrokes with catchphrases (“Silence!” “Stop mocking me!” and more) and movement (blinking eyes, waving his arm menacingly, and shooting you with his laser) seal the deal?
You know you want one – even if Stewie does look a little weird.
The Stewie USB is available from Urban Outfitters.
Family Guy Talking TV Pals
by Jeff Chenkus on May 15, 2009 · 0 comments
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Hang out watching TV and whenever you feel a comment is required you hit a button on the remote and these Family Guy characters will provide one. Sort of like a home version of MST 3000. You should get some humorous insight from either the paranoid ramblings of Stewie or the intelligent but sometimes drug addled Brian. Perfect for those that are stuck watching TV alone but need to comment on the silliness.
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