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When you want a rock star party with James Bond sophistication, look no further than these Sommelier Wine Glasses. Now your tuxedo clad guests can play drinking games and watch strippers while drinking beer out of stemware instead of paper, a tough transition when you’re used to the worst.

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If your pretentious, wine loving friend is looking for a something a little different for his wine cellar, see if they have one of these wine stoppers. Nothing works up a thirst for a fine vintage more than a buxom pole dancer. And like that fine bottle of wine, a night at a strip club will cost you a bundle.

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A typical Russian nesting doll with a twist. This time it is not some sexy Russian lady doing the stripping, it is a bruising construction worker. This particular guy seems to be a bit shy since he never loses those shades. Now for myself, even that second doll is showing a bit too much skin, but the ladies may appreciate it. The men can check out a female version, though I have some questions about that one as well.

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Valentine’s Day is coming up. If you are looking for ideas on what to get her I am offering up one more possibility here. Would you pass up any gift that included both “Carmen Electra” and “stripper pole” in it’s name?

Maybe your lady would not appreciate getting a stripper pole for Valentine’s day. I am not here to tell you it is a good idea, merely pointing out possibilities.

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What product isn’t made better by putting an attractive woman on it? Make it a mug and make her clothes disappear when hot liquid is poured in and you have a winner.

And ladies, it is not just for the men. They also have a Male Stripper Mug.

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A Bubble Wrap Bikini. It may not be the most concealing bathing suit, but with as much fun as playing with bubble wrap is, that can be overlooked. What other product encompasses two of your favorite pastimes? It is only $20, so you can buy a few for when one has run it’s course.

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