
Your new bride will be flabbergasted that you changed out all your switch plates with this lovely design. Maybe not in a good way. Perhaps the first thing she sees is not you celebrating your vows with your pants around your ankles.
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It would be great if turning the lights off in the bedroom always resulted in sex, but we all know that this switchplate is a tad unrealistic. If it truly represented real life, the off position would me marked with the word “cry.”
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