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Since we still have a day to squeeze in those last few Halloween related products, here’s a skull chair, spine lamp and what appears to be a brain ottoman, which must have been removed from the skull in order to make way for ass. I guess it could also be an intestine cube, but who cares? Either way you’ll have a place to put your feet up.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 4th-10th, 2009:
Wolverine Golf Club Headcover: Wolverine laughs at your weak little titanium driver.
Kool-Light-O-Scope: Make your pool trippy.
BBQ Sword Spatula: On guard, dead pig!
Exorcist Possessed Regan Figure With Electronic Spinning Head: No doubt the greatest technological advancement of our time.
Crayon Dog Sculpture: Hmmm…new car or crayon dog?
Sitting on your ass with your feet up certainly won’t get you a cab in N.Y.C. Unless your feet are resting on one of these bizarre Taxi ottomans that is.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 5th-January 11, 2009:
Sabian Cymbal End Table: Turn your living room into a Hard Rock Cafe.
Napoleon Cannon: Blasts a barrage of freshness.
Toilet Target Practice: Maybe now you can get all of your pee in the toilet.
Speedway Gas Grill: Become the envy of the parking lot.
Flashfrights: The creepiest flashlights ever.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
There cannot be a better way to sleep than to feel like you are laying next to an airport runway. The Taxiway Light Lamp is a duplicate of the lights that are used at airports all over the country. You can get a much more realistic feel from this if you replace the 6 watt bulb in the blue glass with something much higher—say 150 watts. Nothing will get you out of bed faster than thinking you are in the path of a passenger jet.
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Going to bed with the NYC Skyline Pillowcases gives you the feeling of bedding down in the city without all the hassles. No taxis, no traffic, no crowds and no exorbitant prices. Just a black and white silhouette that will remind you of all the exciting possibilities the city offers.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 14th to July 20th 2008:
Space Story Blanket: Stay warm…with LEDs!
Captain Kirk Command Chair: Features light up control panel and sound effects.
Guitar Mickey Mouse Doll: Is he channeling Pete Townshend?
Pocket Slutometer: Keep track of your conquests.
Big Boy BBQ Skewer: His wiener gets plump when you cook it.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Don’t let all those freeloading kids run you around like you are their personal taxi service. Get yourself your very own cab meter and start making them pay for their carriage. Since they likely have no money, this meter gives you some cards that require them to perform various chores for each ride given. Kit includes the meter than can double as an alarm clock, signs for Mums and Family and a terms of carriage placard that can be placed in the back seat. You have to use what little downtime you have to ferry their little butts around, it is only fair that they play roulette with what chores it will cost them.
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The Taxi Dog Bed may not be the decoration you envisioned in your living room, but your dog will certainly love it. It would appear it would be more conducive to small dogs, a large dog would just be crushing it like Godzilla. Which actually sounds like it could be fun. Hail one of these nice beds for your dog, you needed to think of a Christmas present for him anyway.
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If you live in an urban environment, chances are that you know the frustration of trying to hail a cab all too well. Fortunately the Taxi Hailer can help set you apart from the crowd.
The Hailer was designed by a cabbie and approved by Licensed London Taxi Drivers. It’s easily visible in bad weather and the replaceable batteries give you 100 hours use. Plus it beats flashing your breasts or jumping in front of a moving vehicle to get the cabbie’s attention.
Price: £9.99 ($20 US)
