I’m not putting my lips on anything that came out of the “Sealed With a Kiss Amelia Rhino” teapot. Even for a rhino this thing looks ugly.
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In the world of trailers, the Airstream stands out as one of the best. So when you are looking to brew a pot of tea, whether you are in the top of the line airstream or a run down single wide, just fire up the burner under this Airstream teapot and let it heat up. Keep in mind that lighting a fire under a trailer is only good in case of this particular trailer, do not try it with the real thing.
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What’s the recipe for delicious? If you pick up these “RoyalTea” teabags it’s one member of the English royal family bathing in a teacup and slowly coloring the water within a shade of reddish brown. Add a creepy smile staring back at you through the whole process and voilà! You end up with a cup of tea that will take incredible willpower to drink.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 6th to the 12th 2008:
Homer Wine Opener: Homer branches out from Duff.
Laser-Engraved Cutting Boards: One giant leap for a cutting board.
Dead Tired Pillowcases: With emphasis on “dead.”
Middle FInger Card Card: Protects, insults, offends.
Skeleton Wine Rack: For the kitchen of the dammed.
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It is pretty amazing that you can take a somewhat generically shaped teapot and make it look like a UFO just by putting an alien on top. This does seem to be the first time I have seen an overweight alien. They are normally depicted as skinny things, but this guy has obviously been on Earth for too long.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 8th to the 14th 2008:
Fork Chair: Brings a whole new meaning to “spooning.”
Alien Butlers: The aliens have landed, and all they want is a job in the food service industry.
Reading Light / Book Holder: Wall-mounted lamp-shaped reading light also holds your books.
Grenade Desk Lamp: Pull the pin on darkness.
Computea Computer Teapot: Brew a special nerd blend.
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A teapot that looks like a computer can bring some sanity back into your life. As much as you depend on your real computer, the damn thing is unreliable at best. The Computea Teapot will never fail you and will not get a virus. And something about putting anything resembling a computer onto a hot burner is just therapeutic in itself.
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Wanna know how to blow the mind of an tea drinker that lives in a stuffy world filled with porcelain and doilies? The “Plastic” T.Pot can do the job with a design that looks like an inflatable teapot. It is actually made from ceramic, but those stuck up old bats will never know the difference.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 29th-November 4th 2007.
The Crapper: Maybe he should take his pants off before dropping that deuce.
6-Inch Penis Lighter: It REALLY burns when this dude pees.
Royal Flush Teapot: Because tea and gambling are a natural pairing.
Calculator Belt Buckle: For country nerds.
Three Stooges Talking Head Covers: Perfect Christmas gift for any man with a taste for old-timey physical humor.
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A great gift for anyone you know who lives for gambling. It is not ideal because there is no way to bet on it, but at least they feast their eyes on the elusive royal flush every time they go to make their tea in the morning. Not sure how something as shady as gambling got mixed up with a nice cup of tea, but here you have it in any case.
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