Apparently German designer Karl Lagerfeld was able to put down his iPod collection long enough to dress this Steiff teddy bear like a eurotrash secret service agent. Your $1,500 investment gets you this 14.5″H bear with jointed limbs, crystal-studded tie and belt buckle, tailor-made leather boots and miniature sunglasses designed after Karl’s own shades. You’ll also get a scribble of the bear drawn and signed by Lagerfeld, and the satisfaction of knowing that you’re also indirectly supporting the fine people of Apple Computers.
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Some people find security in a blanket, a teddy bear or a special article of clothing. Tomorrow’s mass murderers find comfort from their twisted visions with the Cuddleskull pillow. Each limited edition, handmade pillow comes with a two color serigraph and a sticker.
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Just a tip guys, if you want to get some on Valentine’s Day, it’s probably best to stick with the traditional teddy bear. Valentine sperm lacks subtlety and reeks of desperation.
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I don’t know how George would feel about his seven words printed on a teddy bear or a yard sign—but these products do, in fact, exist. George certainly had an influence on my sense of humor—and I think it is safe to say that these seven words represent everything that Nerd Approved stands for. The products are available after the break.
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Not your typical cheerleader, if for no other reason than it is a bear. And if the goofy looking bear itself doesn’t buy you some points with the girlfriend, then maybe the fact that you can get extra outfits will. A cute gift you should be able to get some mileage out of.
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Not every kid’s demeanor makes something like a teddy bear the perfect gift. Some kids are just born bad and for them there is the Smoking Luey. He looks like he has a serious attitude problem, and whether you like smoking or not he is going to light that thing up. It doesn’t look like he gives a damn what you think.
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Why buy your kid a common teddy bear when you can scar him for life with the “Maniac” figure from Skwak. You had better hurry though – it’s limited to only 500 pieces.
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Hey, just because a shirt or a teddy bear says to kiss something doesn’t mean you have to do it. Take it from me – I’m not falling for that again.
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What else says “I love you” like a little redneck bear with attitude?
The Red Hot Redneck Bear isn’t your average stuffed bear given the fact that he is sporting a tattoo, flannel shirt and ripped jeans. I am sure you could fit a PBR in his arms for a little more authenticity.
This is one of the few cute gifts you can buy that won’t seem out of place in your trailer.
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If you were one of those people who thought their days of owning teddy bears was behind them, think again. After all, who could resist a series of bears based on the most popular Marvel characters?
Each 5″ tall bear is made of vinyl plastic and features posable limbs. To add to the product’s collectability, the bears are displayed in unique, frosted, acetate packaging.
Characters include: Bullseye, Cyclops, Capt. America, Hulk, Venom, The Punisher, Colossus, Wolverine, Carnage, Beast, Galactus, Spiderman, and Mr Fantastic.
Price: £8.99 ( $18 )
