
Between cell phones, Skype and online chatting, there is very little use left for the old fashioned telephone. The magnetic clips on this retro designed phone will hold any type of note or message and the phone cord keeps the handset from getting separated from the base. The poor little telephone has come down a long way from when it was an indispensable item in every home.
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If you continue to require a landline in your house, you can at least get rid of the ugly hunk of plastic that is your typical telephone. A classic shape like a violin will make you look much more civilized, probably more than you really actually are.
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You probably get excited when you get a phone call that is not from a telemarketer. Tigger, on the other hand, gets excited for every call. No matter who is on the other end of the ringing line, Tigger will bounce up and down, wave and sing to let you know you have an incoming call. If only there were any possible reason for you to be so excited.
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The Skull Phone has a handset that is accessible by removing the face from the skeleton. In addition to ringing, the eyes will light up to let you know you have an incoming call. When not in use the skull will sit quietly alongside all your other body part decorations.
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This phone box lamp by artist Finn Stone is very big, very English and very expensive. Still, if eye-catching design is what you are after, this piece of decor will certainly draw some attention to itself.
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Juno’s little hamburger phone was cute, but have you ever gone to get a burger and not gotten fries with it? That problem is now solved. Get yourself a little phone splitter and set both of them on your bedside table. Talk on whichever one tickles your fancy at that particular point.
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What could be a better way to time your cookies in the kitchen? Just dial a time and when the phone rings, the cookies are ready. It is possible to use this as a general purpose timer for anything from 1-60 minutes, but I think cookies are the obvious choice. Who doesn’t want a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie?
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This universal remote looks like a challenging par four. Slight dogleg left with water in front and heavily bunkered, all those items are both needed to make the course a challenge as well as provide space for all the required buttons.
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Apparently these have been around for awhile, but what Nintendo fan could resist a Mario Kart themed phone and alarm clock? Unfortunately only the phone ( pictured above ) is still in stock. The alarm clock with AM / FM radio ( pictured after the break ) has been discontinued – but the product site maintains that a search for new stock is ongoing.
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