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These lamps won’t provide any light, but they will have a tissue ready for you whenever you need it. You just have to decide which is more important: the ability to read after the sun sets or the ability to sneeze without sending mucus flying through the air. These lamps are betting on the latter.
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Add a festive flair to your bathroom with this Wine Bottle Tissue Holder. The gold and silver bottle with confetti on the label just screams fun. Unzip the bottom to insert a roll of tissue, then just uncork the top for access.That same cork will keep the contents fresh, no worry about using tissue that has gone bad with time.
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For a fisherman, nothing is more relaxing than the sounds of a clicking reel. And when you have a big one on deck, being relaxed is the name of the game. This toilet paper holder helps you get the job done with a click-action reel that helps you dispense tissue.
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As long as this dragon can keep the fire breathing to a minimum he should make an excellent toilet paper roll holder. This would be an excellent start to creating your own medieval dungeon themed bathroom.
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When you kiss your bachelor years goodbye or move back home with Mom and Dad to mooch after college ends, you may long for the days when you could throw your garbage on the floor and let leftovers rot on your kitchen counters for days. For you we offer the “Milk Gone Bad” light. This milk carton never goes in the fridge, and has a world of mold inside; just like old times. Even though it won’t replicate the smell and potential for disease, it might help ease the transition.
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Beware! Satan’s toilet paper holder is pure evil. It refuses to take Charmin…only the harshest and most abrasive brands of TP are suitable.
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These Milk Tissue Holders will keep people from depleting your tissue supply. Who in their right mind is going to check out Japanese milk cartons that have been sitting out at room temperature? For those that are curious as to why there is paper sticking out of the carton they will be blessed with as much tissue as they need. A few pictures of the cartons in action are available after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 22nd-28th 2008:
Collapsed Horse Bean Bag: Your horse is as lazy as you are.
Curry Cup Noodle Tissue Roll Holder: Make that tasteful toilet paper blend in with your filth.
Sudoku Ninja Doll: Attacks stress when it least expects it.
Fornasetti Chair: Even my furniture dislikes smoking.
Watermelon Wrist Rest: For screen cleaning and wrist support.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you will see from the list after the break, that’s not all the crazy crap we found.
This may not be the first disguised toilet tissue holder to be around, but it is the first that will seamlessly blend into your apartment’s decor. No one is going to guess that among all the fast food wrappers and boxes sitting around that one of them is a fake. It will confuse those that need a tissue and annoy those that are looking for a free snack. A double winner for the homeowner.
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